this is a safe space for 'unusual' and 'weird' pronouns, for cis and trans men who use she/her, for cis and trans women who use he/him, for nb people who don't use they/them, for neopronouns, including the 'cringe' ones, for gender nonconforming pronouns, for pronouns that scream queer and gender fuckery. you're wanted here

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled