thecoffeefox22

Save a horse ride a... dromas(?)

i'm two patches behind storywise and i only have half an idea what is going on

He's got a traumatic kill or be killed situationship with his past life's ex husband

He's got a general who was crushing on his last life now re-meeting and re-crushing anew on him

He's got some guy (or gal) he picked up off the ground on the space station with a bomb in his chest who keeps bringing him literal trash and stealing books and burrowing into his heart

And now he's got a depressed cyborg cowboy criminal with a swearing problem on that ride or die attitude for him and trying to ride him about it now that they've gotten past the classic held at gunpoint greeting.

He's got a traumatic kill or be killed situationship with his past life's ex husband

He's got a general who was crushing on his last life now re-meeting and re-crushing anew on him

He's got some guy (or gal) he picked up off the ground on the space station with a bomb in his chest who keeps bringing him literal trash and stealing books and burrowing into his heart

And now he's got a depressed cyborg cowboy criminal with a swearing problem on that ride or die attitude for him and trying to ride him about it now that they've gotten past the classic held at gunpoint greeting.

so here's some headcanons about sushang and guinaifen and yanqing being friends!!

so i think their relationship started after the heliobus disaster. imagine yanqing being like metaphorically speaking, naked in front of jing yuan and some strangers, being fragile and weak, his pain coming out, through the words of apyra. and... then these strangers don't start hating him. they don't laugh at him in the internet and hide his secret. they do what they can to turn him back to his senses, even risking their life, and don't fear him, thinking of him like of someone dangerous. they called for general, the most important person in his life and do not shame him for his actions under control. and just imagine if their connection stayed.

i believe it's just guinaifen who texted him to ask him is he free, to do some mischief or some trick. but never for record – yanqing is too known for this. and they understand this and don't blame him for that.

i headcanon that some of their meetings are disguised for training, so her favourite cloud knights (yanqing and sushang) had an excuse to have fun.

so imagine this: aside from yunli this is the first ever connection for yanqing to make with people who's about his age.

so from the beginning where they need a serious reason to meet up, they went to meeting regularly, training or having fun. imagine them watching funny videos and eating junk food, anything that a teenager would do. literally a dream for two child soldiers and a unemployed- i mean streamer girl.

also!! i think even before their friendship started yanqing would donate guinaifen on her stream. i mean his hobbie is to buy swords so i think he has money, just spends it wrongly. jing yuan financial literacy is a joke for you or what. so yeah one day guinaifen gets a really big donation anonymously. we can't argue with that. and she will never know where it comes from. but i think yanqing would be really glad to know that his money went for a good use, no matter if it was rent or recording supplies, new camera or something.

for a year straight now i think that sushang and yanqing would have many to talk about, as cloud knights. as for guinaifen – she would be terrified it they are not familiar with some popular and very good media, so they watch immersia and movies together. or a stupid brainrot videos. she would borrow them some books and manga – i believe she reads manga and would make anyone around her read it. it's a pass to the normal life, you know, without intense training and responsibilities.

so when guinaifen and sushang are around, yanqing can finally be free from all of this "gifted child" pressure and from loneliness that comes with it. something warm and free from expectations and also without this competition that's in his relationship with yunli.

i either forgot something or i have nothing left to say so thank you for reading!!

so here's some headcanons about sushang and guinaifen and yanqing being friends!!

so i think their relationship started after the heliobus disaster. imagine yanqing being like metaphorically speaking, naked in front of jing yuan and some strangers, being fragile and weak, his pain coming out, through the words of apyra. and... then these strangers don't start hating him. they don't laugh at him in the internet and hide his secret. they do what they can to turn him back to his senses, even risking their life, and don't fear him, thinking of him like of someone dangerous. they called for general, the most important person in his life and do not shame him for his actions under control. and just imagine if their connection stayed.

i believe it's just guinaifen who texted him to ask him is he free, to do some mischief or some trick. but never for record – yanqing is too known for this. and they understand this and don't blame him for that.

i headcanon that some of their meetings are disguised for training, so her favourite cloud knights (yanqing and sushang) had an excuse to have fun.

so imagine this: aside from yunli this is the first ever connection for yanqing to make with people who's about his age.

so from the beginning where they need a serious reason to meet up, they went to meeting regularly, training or having fun. imagine them watching funny videos and eating junk food, anything that a teenager would do. literally a dream for two child soldiers and a unemployed- i mean streamer girl.

also!! i think even before their friendship started yanqing would donate guinaifen on her stream. i mean his hobbie is to buy swords so i think he has money, just spends it wrongly. jing yuan financial literacy is a joke for you or what. so yeah one day guinaifen gets a really big donation anonymously. we can't argue with that. and she will never know where it comes from. but i think yanqing would be really glad to know that his money went for a good use, no matter if it was rent or recording supplies, new camera or something.

for a year straight now i think that sushang and yanqing would have many to talk about, as cloud knights. as for guinaifen – she would be terrified it they are not familiar with some popular and very good media, so they watch immersia and movies together. or a stupid brainrot videos. she would borrow them some books and manga – i believe she reads manga and would make anyone around her read it. it's a pass to the normal life, you know, without intense training and responsibilities.

so when guinaifen and sushang are around, yanqing can finally be free from all of this "gifted child" pressure and from loneliness that comes with it. something warm and free from expectations and also without this competition that's in his relationship with yunli.

i either forgot something or i have nothing left to say so thank you for reading!!

Yes, it'd be very great if Minajael taunted Jamil by saying Kalim should transfer to RSA if NRC loses because he fits their school better. Yes, it'd be incredible if Kalim cheered for both of them during the actual competition but Jamil then asks him to only cheer for him. Yes, it'd be fucking good if Minajael told Kalim to stop trusting Jamil because he's going to get betrayed and then Kalim sheepishly tells him that it already happened and Jamil looks smug behind because he knows Kalim stands by him.

basically a direct continuation to this. you can probably see where I started giving up. anyways! have the fruit of my 12+ hours of labor.

He tries to ask for any other details, because really, even with all their nifty abilities, locating someone who might not even be in the same country as you is nigh impossible.

The client thinks for a moment, then tells him. "You know, he did mention something about a King in Yellow? Hastur? I have some recordings including when he said it, but otherwise it didn't really record anything important. He had a Google drive but some shady people took it down :("

And so, John and Arthur got to put "buying a Minecraft account" down as a business expense

I see this and present to you an alternative: Arthur lets John design the Mc skin

He tries to ask for any other details, because really, even with all their nifty abilities, locating someone who might not even be in the same country as you is nigh impossible.

The client thinks for a moment, then tells him. "You know, he did mention something about a King in Yellow? Hastur? I have some recordings including when he said it, but otherwise it didn't really record anything important. He had a Google drive but some shady people took it down :("

And so, John and Arthur got to put "buying a Minecraft account" down as a business expense

Back to the Housewarden swap sitcom AU!!

Last time you saw Leona in Diasomnia, so this time I present to you

KALIM IN OCTAVINELLE!!!

I personally believe Kalim woudn't mind his tasks at first. He comes from a family of succesful merchans so I doubt he would struggle with animating/selling to the customers. But Azul's whole buisness module is a little too much for him. In my head Azul is the king of multitasking (Hey he has to use all those tentacles for something am I right lads of am I right lads), so of course his entire dorm would be set up to work on juggling 20 things at the same time which would definetely take a toll on Kalim!!

Housewarden swap where all the housewardens think they have it the hardest so in traditional sitcom fashion they switch places for a day!!!!

First one in line is Leona, who isn't quite use to having all the attention on him :3

I think he would have a decent time in Diasomnia, although his new crew would be quite....intense.

I headcanon that Sebek has such strong younger brother energy that he manages to get all the housewardens and second-years into treating him like their younger sibling. It’s wasn’t intentional, it just happened.

Sebek is in the Equestrian club with Riddle and was inspired to join by Riddle, despite his fear of horses. Riddle oversaw his development and lessons, and ended up being the one getting him into dressage. Now, he’s at every competition making notes of Sebek’s mistakes so they can improve after and congratulating him when he does well or learns something new. Riddle is also inviting him to Unbirthday parties since Sebek has somehow helped Deuce and Ace bring up their grades.

Sebek, being friends with Jack, sometimes goes over to Savannaclaw to train and runs into Leona. They don’t get along at first with Sebek disliking Leona’s insults towards Malleus and Leona finding Sebek loud and too straight-laced. However, Sebek is pretty good and spelldrive and overall physically strong, and Leona at his core loves a challenge. It’s also nice to play Spelldrive when your Diasomnia opponent isn’t a Magical Nuke.

Azul finds Sebek amusing with how gullible the first-year is and how easy it is to manipulate him but he doesn’t go as far as to trick Sebek the way he does with others. Part of it is how quick Malleus, Lilia, and Silver would be after him but the other is how Sebek had fallen into a habit of cooking with Jade and Floyd. It was by accident but seeking to improve his own skills and save his dorm from Lilia’s cooking, Sebek started to take lessons from Jade and Floyd in return for helping them out during dinner rush. He came to enjoy it so much that the twins gave him a permanent place in the kitchen and Jade even dragged him to go mushroom foraging.

Sebek being part crocodile-fae means he’s so sensitive to the cold and Diasomnia with its stone walls and the occasional storms, means it’s constantly cold. Sometimes he ends up in Scarabia, napping on fine rugs and a pile of pillows while Kalim and the first years study around him, and occasionally looking at his notes. Jamil always makes the point of making fresh, hot chai during these sessions and ensuring there is warm naan and curry for when they’re done and Sebek wakes up.

Vil admires Sebek’s determination and constant pursuit to be better and laments that had Sebek not gone to Diasomnia, he would have been a great addition in Pomefiore. When Epel started getting his fellow first-years into trying skin care, mainly to show them how annoying and time consuming it was, Sebek stated he enjoyed how it felt on his scales. Rook, overhearing this, reported to Vil who sent Epel with a personalize set suitable for crocodile faes and scolded him on not recognizing that his friends have different skincare needs than his own.

This is such a personal headcanon, but I think Idia and Ortho makes the music for Sebek’s Dressage Freestyle. Sure he can use classical or some pop song that Neige sang like the RSA students, but Tempest just moves better to the mixes Idia makes. Also, Sebek being a nerd for romance books and Idia being an otaku, would bond over some manga like Frieren. The story of an elf who lives too long and only realizing mortality when the male lead passes away would have the two crying and live-texting when the newest manga chapter comes out.

As a bonus, Malleus and Silver get to experience the brand new feeling of jealousy when Sebek who has never called them older brother before starts calling the others “older brother” or saying things like “the way you treatment makes it feel like you’re my older brother”.

welcome to loving croccy boi :)

i say as im procrastinating on book 6 but its ok i know like, enough maybe

also JWKWHEEKHR SILVER AND MALLEUS SQIONTINF WHILE LILIA LAUGHS LIKE "OHO? WHATS THIS?"

god i love bat peepaw

Sebek casually endearing everyome to how he puts his 200% into EVERYTHING

i remember a silbek fic pointing out the possibility that Silver fell easily into magic naturally so he always worked harder to keep up hence the sort of rivalry they have going on even Silver in his 1st ed birthday scene mentions he asks Sebek to get things from high places for him bc he likes how happy and proud about his height he gets

also HELP NOT THE "NON-NUKE DIASOMNIA STUDENT" comment just you watch Leona hes gonna get there eventually it wont be as immediate as em but itll certainly be explosive

i see Sebek and Scarabia and i think of Jamil's robes vignette... tehe squishes them :3

Sebek would be so done with Ace & Deuces bs but power through helping them anyways he is locked in this is just another trial he WILL overcome nothing is going to stop him he is IMMOVABLE OBJECT

I think Lilia would find the whole thing amusing but Malleus is a different story. He’s actively watch an important part of his hoard and heart be taken away, or he views as being taken away. Riddle knows way more about Sebek’s equestrian competitions and Vil is actively giving gifts to him. Sebek just sprawls out on the carpet and sleeps so unguardedly in Scarabia and is constantly eating dinner at the Monstro Lounge. He has sleepovers at Ramshackle or retires to his room early to read a new manga chapter with Idia. It all comes to a head when Leona, smelling weakness, tells Malleus “we’re just taking care of our younger brother. There’s nothing wrong with that.” Diasomnia had a storm for a week and Sebek ended up sleeping at the other dorms before Lilia stepped in. He just doesn’t know how to communicate with Sebek now that Sebek is willing leaving him to do other things. He’s so used to Sebek idol-worshipping him and Sebek is so used to the gap in their status.

Silver is a bit sad since Sebek has always been by his side and he thought he saw all facets of his little brother. Now, he sees the way Sebek laughs with the first years or the way he lights up when he gets invites to things. But he also incredibly happy that Sebek is changing and growing up. They still train together and have Equestrian club together and once a week Sebek makes dinner to show off what he learned from Monstro Lounge.

Sebek and Jamil is such an interesting relationship and I’m playing the current Halloween event right now and the little interactions between them with Leona are my favorite.

I think Sebek is one of those who expects all his friends to do well education-wise. He pushes his friends just as hard as he pushes himself. Study guides, tutoring sessions, study groups before exams- they are all passing. Some better than others but passing nonetheless.

The first years aren’t allowed to be left alone anymore because of all the trouble they get into. When they’re having a house warden meeting, the first years are left in the room next door to play.

Deuce: Are you sure this is going to work?

Riddle: ?

Epel: I mean it should

Yuu: It’ll be fun. Don’t worry!

Ortho: I can’t decipher the other words but Jack is right. That word does translate to gold.

Vil: ?

Jamil: ?

Sebek: I don’t know

Malleus: !!!

Jack: This seems like a bad idea

Leona: 🤨

Ace: Don’t worry! What’s the worse that can happen?

Never had any of the house warden moved faster than when Ace said those words.

Turns out they found a very clearly cursed book that said “DEATH” in an ancient fae language and had skeletons and skulls on the cover. The pages were also stained a dark red that was very clearly dried blood. Ace was using his magic pen to pry the lock open because the inscription on the spine said “something, something, GOLD” and they thought it meant treasure.

The inscription on the spine translated to: “To those who seek its contents beware for your blood and flesh is gold to the demon that locked within.”