少年江湖物语

Xiao Lin: Bring three more chairs

A Fu: Everyone stands

Ji Chuan: The best six of us can sit down

Doctor Yan: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!

A Fu: What are you talking about?

Zhao Qingfeng: Don't you carry one in your purse?

A Fu: ...Have you ever met a human woman?

*later*

Zhao Qingfeng: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Doctor Yan: Hi, how are you?

Zhao Qingfeng: I'm well, thank you.

Wei Qi: Here, take my jacket.

Yue Qingqing: I love you.

Wei Qi: God, we're such the... Perfect couple

Xiao Lin: I'm cold too...

Doctor Yan: Tough choice, but probably Zhao Qingfeng.

Zhao Qingfeng: *stands up*

Zhao Qingfeng: *sits back down*

Zhao Qingfeng: *yeets JC's printer at him, destroying it in the process*

Ji Chuan: I said my keys...

Zhao Qingfeng: I thought you said printer!

Ji Chuan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

A Fu: *inhales* I did. I broke it-

Ji Chuan: No. No, you didn't. Xiao Lin?

Xiao Lin: Don't look at me. Look at Wei Qi.

Wei Qi: What? I didn't break it!

Xiao Lin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Wei Qi: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Xiao Lin: ...Suspicious.

Wei Qi: No, it's not!

Zhao Qingfeng: If it matters, probably not, but Lady Qingqing was the last one who used it-

Yue Qingqing: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Zhao Qingfeng: Oh? Then what were you doing by the tea set?

Yue Qingqing: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

A Fu: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it.

Ji Chuan: No! Who broke it?!

Zhao Qingfeng: ...Brother, Doctor Yan has been awfully quiet.

Doctor Yan: Really?! Oh my God-

*chaos ensues*

Ji Chuan, watching the world burn from the sides: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

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