STOP SHOWING ME SMUT TUMBLR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

I was thinking of colonizing the u.s

Unfortunately you’re a little late... like... 200 years late

If something costs 1000$, and it’s in sale for 750$, and then you decided to buy it, you didn’t save 250$. You spent 750$.

This was literally one of the first things I learned in my economics class. You don’t save money on a sale, you just spend less.

i can hear this gif

The human brain’s ability to watch subbed anime for hundreds of hours and not pick up any Japanese other than “pantsu” and “sugoi” is kind of amazing

I knew a danish girl who managed to learn english by watching a shit ton of english movies with danish subs

Let him sleep

Powerfowl

hey

Hello

Bread is just like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

what are you even talking about anymore?

What you are witnessing can only be described as the opposite of an explosion: Suddenly a bunch of material scattered around you flies together in one place, taking the shape of a human being.

oh hey the pizza delivery man is here

this is actual murder this man will fucking die

the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

I love it