MY FUTURE IS UNLIMITED;

JESSE: That's exactly what I think we need to talk about.

JESSE: Anyway, we won't be alone, we'll be in a restaurant full of people. I know I'm irresistible but I think we can behave.

KURT: That's true, I suppose. They're a passion. The blending of my two soulmates; broadway and fashion.

RACHEL: That's very special. It's not often you can find a job where two of your passions coalesce like that.

SAM: you and i both know we don't need beauty sleep to stay gorgeous, tho ;)

SAM: eeeeeehhhhhhh. i dunno. i mean, i'd like to Not fight with the same person all the time, but i dunno where we're gonna find common ground when the dude's just so like.. high strung all the time

SAM: [typing]

SAM: [typing]

SAM: RACHEL BERRY YOU ABSOLUTE PLAYER

SAM: and behind closed doors, too??? sneaky sneaky sneaky

SAM: i guess the only logical question is, when's the wedding?

RACHEL: I promise you, we'll have a friendship day and you'll realise you're much more similar than you are different.

BLAINE: Was not.

BLAINE: I just wanted to make sure that you didn't my comment the wrong way.

BLAINE: Which is clearly backfiring.

RACHEL: I am so blind I can't believe I didn't realise this earlier. It's so obvious now.

BLAINE: I do believe fun is the point of a party, yes.

BLAINE: I think you did a very nice job facilitating the fun. Even if you couldn't control it. Which, to be fair, is a difficult task considering our cast.

BLAINE: Kurt and I? I guess it depends on how you define close. We are friends. I like him a lot.

BLAINE: To specify: I like him a lot as a friend.

RACHEL: Your last point was a little too emphatic...

KURT: I hope you appreciate the irony of asking the costumer if they're hosting a party with costumes.

RACHEL: I'm sorry, I don't know you very well.

KURT: I just realized I never thanked you for hosting us all for the SAG Awards so consider this message a token of my gratitude.

KURT: Anticipate an invite to my murder mystery party in late February or early March

RACHEL: Thanks Kurt. That means a lot coming from you.

SAM: sleepin, girl! we got a show to put on!

SAM: honestly i've been kinda layin' low. with the whole sebastian thing, and the blaine thing, i'm just vibin on my own

SAM: more importantly, tho, how are You? still tryna kiss st. james?

RACHEL: That is true, beauty sleep is very important for us stars!

RACHEL: I do wish you and Blaine would sort your issues out, he really is a very nice person and it would be so much fun for the three of us to all hang out!

BLAINE: Thanks for hosting us, Rach!

BLAINE: Did everything go as expected?

RACHEL: Not so much - the whole thing got out of hand very quickly, but there was no real property damage and everyone seemed to have a good time, which I guess is the point.

RACHEL: Even though I wanted to be the one to control the fun :(

KITTY: you know what, i think i did actually. i didn't think of it because i lose my eyelash curlers like crazy

KITTY: i did enjoy it! as chaotic as it was, i think it should be a tradition for all future award shows

SEBASTIAN: Thank you?

SEBASTIAN: it gives me more time to work on my movie.

RACHEL: I heard that you have been barred from rehearsals.

RACHEL: I feel like I haven't seen you in years!

RACHEL: Hi, hope you're having a good week! Did you leave an eyelash curler in my bathroom on the weekend?