being alive ;

BLAINE: I just didn't want to surprise you.

JESSE: I think we should talk. About everything.

JESSE: We shouldn't tiptoe around each other in our own home.

SAM: i mean, not like.. romantically, man. i'm the kinda personality that i have to like, force myself onto people with jokes and crap before they realize i'm kinda boring

SAM: telling in a good or bad way?

SAM: i think you're right. i think words kinda fail in a situation like this, but if i've never felt anything that's not kissing kurt, there's really nothing for me to compare it to

SAM: which makes me think that kurt Has to be my soulmate, just bc that's what makes the most sense in my head

JESSE: You're hot, you're funny, and you're generous. I don't think you're going to have any trouble finding people.

JESSE: A bad way.

JESSE: I think that's the hard thing. It's easy to think you know because you have nothing to compare it to. I thought Quinn was my soulmate for two years, and it was very easy to ignore the doubt because it was all I knew.

FINN: good for you, man.

FINN: what have you been up to lately? didn't really get to talk to you at the party.

JESSE: Mostly rehearsals, assignments, charity work, and spending time with Rachel.

JESSE: I know it's messy, but I'm pretty happy.

AUBREY: k but i thinjk everyojn has made it clear 2 her that shes being a crazy bitch nd needs to stop so i think it's like SUPER ovr now

AUBREY: ✌️✌️✌️

AUBREY: i mean... i think it's pretty solidyl ovr

AUBREY: nuh uh

AUBREY: u can tell him tht if ur so concerned

JESSE: I thought the same until Santana's party.

FINN: right, I forgot that happened. I'm sorry about that, man.

AUBREY: idk it depends on if he was a badass otherwise

AUBREY: hitting u was garbage lmao u wouldv'e been perfectly jusftief calling the cops on ehr

AUBREY: but that dosnrt suddnelhy erase her other qulaities

AUBREY: what?? drinking??? no we can def do that again. she put som uch of it on ehr tab it was great

AUBREY: if irep ly hes just gona reply again what the point? he doetnt get the hint that i dont wanbta talk apparently

JESSE: I'm not going to call the cops. I just want this situation to be over.

JESSE: Uh huh, sure.

BLAINE: Hi, Jesse.

BLAINE: I just wanted to let you know that I intend on moving back to the apartment. If that's okay with you. I don't want to bother Sam and Finn for any longer than I already have.

JESSE: Hey.

AUBREY: oh so ur providing a publc service/ ? how charitabel of u

AUBREY: hitting u was outta line but she's a bad bitch otherwise.

AUBREY: wdym???????

AUBREY: thx. new york isnt the palce for me rn

AUBREY: tbh dunno if it ever was

AUBREY: i shoulda stayed in-state for school :/

AUBREY: they can go do u yoga or smth to destress it's not my business im not gonna police my feeligsn

JESSE: You're welcome.

JESSE: Would you call a guy a badass after he'd hit an ex-girlfriend in public?

JESSE: You and Quinn. I assume it was a one time thing since you've left the city now.

JESSE: Let's not get into a discussion about fate.

AUBREY: good 2 know the gossiop chain never fuckign stops w u guys

AUBREY: whatever u think u know u diont

AUBREY: go fukc urself

AUBREY: nt to flex on quinn (who i lvoe) but do u think amybe the reason i left is so i wldnt make stuff worse

JESSE: Somebody has to keep track of what's going on around here.

JESSE: The gossip chain suggested to me exactly how much you love Quinn.

JESSE: Was hooking up with someone right after finding your soulmate part of not making it worse strategy?

JESSE: I will admit that you raise a valid point. I'm glad you're not taking the Quinn route. But I still think you could just let them know you're okay.

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AUBREY: fuck u jesse

AUBREY: u dont know jack shit abt me or how i feel

AUBREY: i dont owe anyone anything jst bc the univeres says so

JESSE: No, you don't owe anyone anything. But you can have basic human empathy. It's not even empathy, you don't have to empathise because you can literally feel how they feel.

JESSE: It's not like you've told politely them no and then left it at that. You've told them to fuck off, run away, and then ignored their texts. You don't owe them a relationship or a wedding, but you could give them the decency of a text back to be put out of their misery.

AUBREY: do what?

AUBREY: lol im a fkcing delight

AUBREY: whoever they are can go do whatever lmfao

AUBREY: im not makin them do shit

JESSE: [unsent: Except bleed.]

AUBREY: context cluez bitch. what othre core beldifs of mine do u have issues w/ lol

AUBREY: bc capitlism still suckz too

AUBREY: and celbrity culture is bad for soceity so get fucked

AUBREY: hope u step on an armyhbv of legos

AUBREY: also ftr ur hair sucks

AUBREY: peer pressure rules

AUBREY: not true

AUBREY: sou*lmates are still bullshit lol

JESSE: So this is about soulmates?

JESSE: If I didn't know better, I'd say you've found yours.