I Dare you to Break my Heart

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Finalized a 10k allowance today with a Portuguese POT I met on tinder. Wire transfer coming today. Putting this here for good measure 🤑

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

I am so physically, mentally, and emotionally tired. my body is tired. my heart is tired. I just wanna cuddle & be held.

lol same

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.