“I cannot allow you to go any further.”
Would you like to have some fun with the bastard?
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“I cannot allow you to go any further.”
Would you like to have some fun with the bastard?
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"Hey pretty mama, wanna maintain prolonged eye contact while we squeeze through the butt funnel together?"
" i just got in the elevator! What's wrong with you?!"
Wolf suddenly appears and without a word, roughly grabs Galaxicos by the face and pulls him into a GREAT BIG KISS MMMMWAH! 💋
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, O'DONNEL?! That was disgusting! Come here and get a good beating, you filthy dog!" Galaxicos grabs his riding crop and proceeds to chase Wolf through the Sargasso corridors in full view of other men. The ape's face turned bright red with embarrassment!
~ Autumn is here ~
Inspired on " Woman with a fall leaf "by Andrew Loomis.

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"Aye, aye, captain," Pluto says as he wipes down a table near the werewolf. "Today we're all excited to celebrate this special day as a family, so no one's going to bother you! Relax and drink, mr!" The chimpanzee boy comments in a friendly tone, but he can't help but chuckle inwardly at the visitor's introduction [@thebastardmeteocrusherpilot/28yrs Pluto!]
"Family, is it."
Parroted through a scoff. Jack reaches for the metal backside of a nearby chair, dragging it close to him with a loud screech before he plops into it as if he owns the place.
"Tha's a real cozy picture yeh painted there, laddie."
A beat. A slight curl of something almost amused at the corner of his mouth.
"But I'll take tha' drink yer offerin'. Won't pretend we're above tha' now, aye?"
"Of course," Pluto replied again in his charming tone, not because of who the visitor was, but more out of politeness and because of the service he was providing as a waiter that day. The lad also knew the important rule of the Sargasso: When Jack came, Wolf didn't appear, and he preferred to avoid any trouble caused by Father O'Donnell's presence. That was a piece of cake as long as Jack and his proud father didn't clash!
In a few minutes, Pluto appeared with a large mug of beer for the newcomer, continuing the conversation. "That's how it is, sir," he said. "We're all under the same roof, and we all have each other. And when we have a holiday, there's a great sense of warm camaraderie."
"Heh, listen to that. Warm camaraderie," Jack mutters as though he's tasting the word but not quite buying the flavor.
He takes the mug when it's offered, lifting the drink towards the younger man before taking a long pull while letting the silence sit just a second too long after.
"Tha's a real romantic picture yer paintin', lad. All under one roof, lookin' after each other... Sounds like I've stumbled inteh a storybook rather than a bar."
Another sip, slower this time.
Pluto raises his mug too (although, in reality, what the boy is drinking isn't beer, but he prefers not to tell the Irish wolf and his companions) when Jack does, and he takes a sip. The boy isn't so foolish as to not notice that the older man not only disagrees, but actually thinks his idea is stupid.
Well, that's what one would expect from a man like him. Although he might have a point, since the boy himself doesn't frequent bars as often as he does. But the Sargasso is like his second home after fleeing to Venom…
"Well, if that's the case, sir, since you've frequented many bars in your life, how does the realistic experience of a bar actually compare to my storybook vision and isn't it any different from this bar?
"Aye, aye, captain," Pluto says as he wipes down a table near the werewolf. "Today we're all excited to celebrate this special day as a family, so no one's going to bother you! Relax and drink, mr!" The chimpanzee boy comments in a friendly tone, but he can't help but chuckle inwardly at the visitor's introduction [@thebastardmeteocrusherpilot/28yrs Pluto!]
"Family, is it."
Parroted through a scoff. Jack reaches for the metal backside of a nearby chair, dragging it close to him with a loud screech before he plops into it as if he owns the place.
"Tha's a real cozy picture yeh painted there, laddie."
A beat. A slight curl of something almost amused at the corner of his mouth.
"But I'll take tha' drink yer offerin'. Won't pretend we're above tha' now, aye?"
"Of course," Pluto replied again in his charming tone, not because of who the visitor was, but more out of politeness and because of the service he was providing as a waiter that day. The lad also knew the important rule of the Sargasso: When Jack came, Wolf didn't appear, and he preferred to avoid any trouble caused by Father O'Donnell's presence. That was a piece of cake as long as Jack and his proud father didn't clash!
In a few minutes, Pluto appeared with a large mug of beer for the newcomer, continuing the conversation. "That's how it is, sir," he said. "We're all under the same roof, and we all have each other. And when we have a holiday, there's a great sense of warm camaraderie."
[Hey, it's been a while… I'm not sure when I'll get back to this blog. I've been pretty lazy with Star Fox in general, but recently I've felt like getting back into the fandom! And back to this blog if possible! I want to rewrite Galaxicos a bit, but I also don't want to completely erase what I've developed on this blog, so… here's a (horribly made) guide to my muse and what the verses/AUs/routes are like!
Btw, today is Galaxicos' birthday, but I don't have any plans for it. My mind's elsewhere, lol. Anyway, I hope 2026 is a wonderful year.]
* 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 / 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.
ace friendly. please feel free to change pronouns as needed. do not steal. this is original.
this post is 18+, please be responsible.
do they enjoy physical contact? what's their favourite kind? do they have any weak spots? what about hugs?
what's their stamina like? can they go for hours? do they need to rest and hydrate regularly? have they always been like that?
do they enjoy kissing? have they ever kissed anyone? how skilled or experienced are they?
have they ever had sex? do they enjoy it? if no, does your muse have anything they find sensual without it being sexual? things they appreciate without it escalating.
what's one of their fantasies? if they don't have a fantasy, is there any reason?
have they ever been caught during sex? if not, what does your muse think of that risk?
what's their love language(s)? go into depth. what makes those their favourite? does it change depending on the person? what are some little details about what makes your muse tick?
are they into roleplay? if not, why?
are they into bondage? if not, why?
when it comes to climaxing, how easy is it for your muse? if it's difficult, how does that make them feel? do they even bother? why is it easy / difficult?
how does your muse feel about sex generally? outside of whether they enjoy it, do they think it's good, bad, ugly, attractive? would they like to have more or less of it?
is your muse adventurous? does it outside of the bedroom / in public or somewhere they're not supposed to? why do you think that is?
are they vocal? in turn, do they enjoy vocal partners?
are they embarrassed by sex? if so, why is that? if not, where did they get that courage from?
what is their position? dominant, submissive, switch? name any others i haven't listed.
what do they consider the perfect night? candles, a picnic, a dinner at a restaurant... what's the best way to woo your muse on a date?
are they casual lovers or intimate ones? intense or not?
is your muse a controlling lover / partner? in what way?
was your muse's first time a positive one? if yes, what went right? if no, what went wrong? please remember to tag any potentially triggering content. if your muse hasn't had a first time, do they want one?
do they indulge in outfits? what kinds, and what do they like to see their partner in?
I FORGET MY BABY BIRTHDAY - and long live ( good) yaoi -

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"Someone just accused me of wearin' a toupée... Says I'm old, says I probably need it..."
Oh no, he's taking his clothes off. Why is he stripping, why is Wolf getting naked—
"Anyone care to point out where I've got this toupée? Maybe show me where on my body that I desperately need that kind of help?"
"Anyone? Anybody at all?"
"For all the stars, O'donnell, what the hell are you doing now?!" Galaxicos covers his face as soon as he sees the wolf undress for one of his absurd and stupid questions, as he always does! "If you wanted to have a damn answer, right now your whole body needs a toupee!"
"And you have other chairs to sit on, why did you come directly to mine?" He wrinkles his face in disgust upon hearing that laughter while drinking the whiskey. Galaxicos could use his mechanical eye to slap the canine with one of his holograms, but that day he didn't feel like putting up a fight… unless this unhappy drunk makes him lose his patience. He makes a gesture with his hand to shoo the dirty wolf away. "Go bother someone else if you don't want me to kick your filthy ass."
"Aaaahhh b'thah's our thing! Yeh threat'n me, I laugh in yer adorable face... We've been bonded fer life!" Another raspy laugh before he brings his glass of whiskey to his lips.
"Screw you!" Galaxicos grabs Jack's whiskey glass and throws the contents into a corner. This was only to take away, for a brief second, the taste of the annoying drunk's beloved whiskey. No longer wishing to have any contact with him, the tall ape gets up from his chair and proceeds to go to karaoke. "You better stay back while I'm singing, Jack, or I definitely won't be long before I use your glass as a knife right to your face."
"And even though I know you a little, I already know you're going to end up drunk in a second." Galaxicos crosses his arms, observing the werewolf sitting next to him.
"Heh, sounds to me like yeh miss me... Since yeh know me that well~" A deep, raspy laugh.
"In your dreams, jerkass" he poked Jack's enormous nose not only to push him away but to close his snout "Get drunk in another chair, but near mine."
"Jerkass?" An ugly, loud, mucous-filled snort. "Oh, yeh really rocked me feelin's there. " He ignores the shove; the mouth to his muzzle. Taking a moment to recover, he stops again, and laughs.
"Another chair? But why? There's only one next teh you!"
"And you have other chairs to sit on, why did you come directly to mine?" He wrinkles his face in disgust upon hearing that laughter while drinking the whiskey. Galaxicos could use his mechanical eye to slap the canine with one of his holograms, but that day he didn't feel like putting up a fight… unless this unhappy drunk makes him lose his patience. He makes a gesture with his hand to shoo the dirty wolf away. "Go bother someone else if you don't want me to kick your filthy ass."
Saint's paddy 2025 [ OPEN ]
Since the clock was already striking midnight that night, it was already March 17th, the tall ape dressed in his best suit in his striking green, accompanied by light-up earrings shaped like two small shamrocks attached to his enormous ears. His mechanical eye lit up, giving life to a hologram of a voluptuous female figure that danced slowly but flirtatiously.
Although he was known for his loud, strong-tempered way of speaking, Galaxicos controlled the volume of his voice, giving a pleasant melody accompanied by that soul-style music, calm but still with the necessary energy for the night.
" It can't be said I'm an early bird It's ten o'clock before I say a word Baby, I can never tell How do you sleep so well?
You keep telling me to live right To go to bed before the daylight But then you wake up for the sunrise You know you don't gotta pretend, baby, now and then
Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? If you're drunk on life, babe, I think it's great But while in this world
I think I'll take my whiskey neat My coffee black and my bed at three You're too sweet for me You're too sweet for me"
And now he and the hologram dance together, holding hands, without pausing their singing, moving with more energy and enthusiasm for the party. The ape's voice rose to match the rhythm of the chorus.
" I take my whiskey neat My coffee black and my bed at three You're too sweet for me You're too sweet for me"
"And even though I know you a little, I already know you're going to end up drunk in a second." Galaxicos crosses his arms, observing the werewolf sitting next to him.
"Heh, sounds to me like yeh miss me... Since yeh know me that well~" A deep, raspy laugh.
"In your dreams, jerkass" he poked Jack's enormous nose not only to push him away but to close his snout "Get drunk in another chair, but near mine."

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"Figured I'd start th'party a lil early, yeh know--teh make up fer last year~!"
"And even though I know you a little, I already know you're going to end up drunk in a second." Galaxicos crosses his arms, observing the werewolf sitting next to him.
Her sandy-colored tail wags in excitement as she greets him warmly. "Happy birthday, Aaron!" Fara casts a bright smile to the chimpanzee while offering a small, wrapped gift box to the older man. Perfectly decorated in exquisite wrapping paper, it is obvious that Fara had Galaxicos's birthday present professionally gift wrapped... As there was no way she herself had the patience to bind his gift in such flawless folds. Inside the small box is an antique pocket lighter, a beautifully polished, silver 1940s Opal Karat by Dubsky. The lighter, which utilizes a squeeze ignition, also boasts another unique feature, which is its ability to separate the wick from the body of the device thus effectively transforming it into an independent torch once lit.
"I hope you like your present! I was told it's very rare!"
The huge ape drew a smile on his face as his pointed ears were delighted by the girl's voice. He left his embroidery on the table and turned to give his attention to Fara. "Miss Fara! What a nice surprise from you!"
His long gloved fingers carefully grab the beautiful gift with the bright green paper (which he innocently believed she wrapped it herself). Opening it without showing desperation and with more care not to damage what is inside it, because by the size of the box, he knows that the gift is small.
"Hmm? I wonder what it is.." Galaxicos then opens the small box and notices with great curiosity that tiny but powerful lighter! The ape smiles with great passion because he has a beautiful new object for his small collection! He tests it out, appreciating the flame that comes out and disappears as soon as he touches a click! "Oh Fara, this is wonderful! How did you know that opal is my favorite gem?" He laughs at her joke, still appreciating the lighter in his hand. "Thank you so much for the beautiful gift, I really love it." ~