The man in your basement

what does this mean 😢

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

bold of you to assume that i am mortal /hj

My bad. Basement man doesnt know much of the outside world

it’s okay lol no worries

Basement man hasn't emerged from the basement since the 90's

what does this mean 😢

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

bold of you to assume that i am mortal /hj

My bad. Basement man doesnt know much of the outside world

what does this mean 😢

it’s not mean i LIVE wanderer wayside but i found that extremely odd… buzzinga!

Basement man does not understand the language of you mortals

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

Dont listen to them pukicho. Basement man loves you

sometimes i wanna dm a moot with the intention of 'hey can we be friends' but then i chicken out thinking 'wait what if thats weird, what if they think thats weird' so im stuck in a dilemma

Reblog if your moots (or other people) can dm you and ask to be friends

yes

Basement man will be your friend

niceeeee :333

Is the basement man friendly?

I think so

You mortals seem chill

sometimes i wanna dm a moot with the intention of 'hey can we be friends' but then i chicken out thinking 'wait what if thats weird, what if they think thats weird' so im stuck in a dilemma

Reblog if your moots (or other people) can dm you and ask to be friends

yes

Basement man will be your friend

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

What if I support trans men and want a chocolate chip cookie

You can't have a chocolate chip cookie and support trans men too 😔

Basment man is trans man