The Barbarian

yoko ono is the zookeeper of my brain. she lets the monkeys out. yo.

I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…actually I could eat a whale and then it would be like a reverse, perverse, and fairly virtue-less biblical tale. Read me one of those won’t you Sonny…I mean yo

your ancient dog looks like a muppet! there I said it! I swear, while you were gone it spoke at me in jim henson’s voice. Tell it to stop looking into my eyes, yo.

I’m like baroque broke, extravagantly penniless, yo

ding dang dong dong deng deng dong dong ding dang, yo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH!!!!…yo

walter becker and donald fagan may look like sims with an unsympathetic god, but man can they make a record, yo

you know who’s awesome? jon batiste, yo

I got a bad disease up from my brain is where I bleed, yo