in motion;;;

Jasper: Omg. Who is this and how did you get my number

“You mean why are we talking about you when I was the one who asked to come over? When I was the one who wanted to cuddle? When I was the one who kissed you? It’s because I just want to know what’s going through your mind before I even begin to try and explain myself because if I’m being honest, I have no idea what is even going on with me anymore.”

“Can we do this some other time? Honestly, things are just going completely downhill now and I don’t know what to do.”

Dorcas: A what, now?

Dorcas: Is this one of your Muggle culture references?

Dorcas: Is 21 Jump Street the address to a museum, perhaps?

Ros: You're trying to use that as pickup line?

Ros: Oh dear god

Bertie: right?

Bertie: my life is a mess

Daisy: that sounds very serious

Daisy: now i feel better about sleeping through my divination test

Ros: If a major corporation can fuck up a mission that surely cost a highly significant amount of money then other fuck ups cannot compare

Bertie: but that's kind of a shitty pick up line though

Caradoc: DO I HAVE A PLAN FOR TAPPING MARS

Caradoc: OBV

Caradoc: it's just, you know, maybe not fully formed yet

Caradoc: step one is def going to be paying more attention to maths

Bertie: OF COURSE

Bertie: it was silly of me to even ask

“Then tell me, what are you doing?” She snapped back. She hated it too. What had they become in such a short time? She should’ve kept her urges at bay. “Hate what exactly? Because you’ve been talking in hypotheticals and been very vague.”

“Why are we talking about me anyway?” He blurted out, after staring at Lucinda in silence. “Why are we talking about me when you were the one who-” Bertie cut himself off before he could finish.

Jasper: That's actually what the fuck not who the fuck

Dorcas: Yes, Bertie, I'm 25 years old.

Dorcas: Because at 25 years old I am still a student and hold no position in the Ministry.

Dorcas: Makes perfect sense.

Bertie: You could be undercover

Ros: What a great pick me up

Narcissa: Who exactly is Nasa and why should I care about someone who is apparently lacking sufficient brain cells?

Caradoc: wait does this mean no one has successfully traveled to mars yet???

Caradoc: WE COULD STILL TAP THAT?????

Bertie: yes

Dorcas: Isn't that common knowledge?

Dorcas: Besides, it's not like I'd ever think of myself as stupid enough to compare myself to the people that messed up the units.

Bertie: Not for people under 25 years old

Jasper: Who the fuck is this?

“You said we could talk about it, so let’s talk. Don’t shut down already. That’ll get us nowhere.” Or worse.

“I’m not shutting down,” Bertie snapped. “I just hate this. You know I hate this.”

Bertie: if you ever feel bad about yourself

Bertie: just remember that nasa's mars polar lander crashed and literally burned