I always wanted to be a toaster.

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

the most legendary thing about phoenix wright for me is that he was a lawyer for only three years, and then after getting disgraced and spending seven years playing poker in the basement of a russian lady’s bar, everyone still regards him as a legal legend when he walks back into the courtroom even though he’s trying to get an orca to testify over facetime

I mean if I heard a man got the opposing prosecutor guilty of a crime from 15 years ago by cross examining a parrot owed by the killer in the current trial then yeah I’d consider that man a legal legend too

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

i love images

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

proof??

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

oh no

i hope they start dropping new soups in 2021

don’t drop any soups you’ll spill em

drop them straight into my mouth