Amoeba ✿

If Jocasta was out there cranking 90s the clone wars would have lasted one (1) day

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

TFW when you eat taco bell 🤣 and you Huh? what was that? (looks around and i'm all alone) Hello? hello… (a shadowy shape darts behind me) is… is someone there?

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.