The Bag Forum

Bag signs all her emails "best,"--even the ones to her closest friends.

*She is boycotting the phrase "to call shotgun" because she's taking a stand for gun control.

Bag won't get shellac manicures because she "would not be surprised if those little radiation machines they use to dry it cause cancer."

She might do a free e-Harmony trial.

For the next month, Bag will linger a little longer in the "seasonal" aisle every time she's in Duane Reade for paper towels. She'll stop just short of asking, "Do you have valentines for cats?" (Please, Bag, say Felinetines.)

Be sure to swing by Bag's desk and compliment her new back pillow. (She feels a little guilty for having bought herself a Christmas present.)

All she wants for Christmas is this "BPA free, microwave safe, dishwasher safe" gem.

Bag has a lot of opinions about yogurt.

Bag doesn't think Keurig makes "enough of a difference in her morning routine to justify the negative environmental impact of all that extra waste."

Bag paid for two-day shipping so she would have this new book in time to practice before Thanksgiving (which is being hosted this year by her Brother and Sister-In-Law. She's already sent an email volunteering to do the napkins. "I'll be there extra early!" she promised.)

Your sweet tooth is in luck this week, because Bag brought in a bowl of leftover candy and put it on her desk. "Don't let me eat it all myself!" she'll beg, unwrapping a Milky Way. "I just didn't get many trick-or-treaters this year. Blame the hurricane!"

Bag was disaster ready long before Sandy and is secretly disappointed that she didn't lose power.

Bag LOVES "Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls," though it can be a bit risque.

If you're looking for Bag at the gym, she's on the recumbent bike.

Bag loves the Impressionists. ("Though Monet's work goes downhill for me as he goes blind," she'll add. "The colors get a bit abrasive.")

Bag is always astonished that "turkey bacon tastes just like regular bacon, and it's SO much healthier!"

Bag loves it.