(schaut sich eine polyam dreiecksbeziehung an) okay, und wer von euch ist die maus, wer ist der elefant und wer ist die ente?

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

our age of heroic polar exploration is collapsing

Neues Konzept: Coffee Shop AU, aber es ist eine Romanze zwischen einem Le Crobag Mitarbeiter und einem Yorma's Mitarbeiter deren Geschäfte sich in einem Bahnhof gegenüber befinden. Rivalität und heisse Blicke...

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

Please never apologize for being affectionate. If your first instinct is to reach for my hand, send me another text, or tell me you miss me, I hope you never teach yourself not to. The right person won't think you're "too much."

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

we must start asking the real questions. Like whether the old Holzmichl is still alive

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living