if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

hey yeah I did the BDSM test and it says I'm adorable and you should call me your little princess and kiss my forehead

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

tell me how you feel about me in a 500 word essay please and thank u

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me