Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

i believe i would make a beautiful emotionally distant man

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me