me singing along

Aliens come to Earth and demand a conference with the supreme leader. The leaders of the USA, China, and Great Britain come together all under a stressed truce to meet with the Alien leader, but he refuses to speak with them and threatens to blow up the earth. According to his alien research, the Alien Leader deems Miss Universe the supreme leader of earth and will only speak with her. The fate of the world depends on her

High School Graduation

I’m the girl

dermatologists HATE her!!! local woman is actually twelve separate people and a scorpion

i wonder how many ppl reblogged this thinking it was some attempt at surrealism when its actually about tatiana maslany

This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃

FHS SHUT THE FUCK

As a general rule, if the Chosen One prophecy can be removed from your story without affecting the plot in any way whatsoever, you should probably remove it.

that’s a pretty brutal reading of the New Testament