The AntiCakes

I should have checked myself

I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine.  - Lonely at work on the night time shift? That’s okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink!  - It’s summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? That’s okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool.  - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? That’s okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other people’s ghoulish existence of undying terror.

I think the perfect lady to date would be that terrifying woman from the Grudge. Just imagine.  - Lonely at work on the night time shift? That’s okay, your girlfriend is now climbing out of the sink!  - It’s summer and all the other couples are overheating from too much body heat? That’s okay, your lovely lady friend is an undead anomaly and will be nice and cool.  - Having nightmares a lot, the night time scaring you? That’s okay now. When you go to bed every night with the single most terrifying person in any plane of existence, everything else is now only moderately spooky. I think people would see a lot more beauty if we just learnt to look past other people’s ghoulish existence of undying terror.

Jason Derulo

“So where are you from?” “A place with a colossal 60 foot tall sheep and an inland light house.” “What?”

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