theangstyartistworld

Having visible health bars in real life would motivate more people to stay healthy.

Someone had a crush on you ,was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed about you at night and you have no idea.

CUTENESSSSSSS😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Factually me

I would love to have Jesus foster in my bed

Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.

Can I meet them now to make those memories with him

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

The desperation only grows with years

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

I just want the sweet release of death

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

Go for the printer toner. It’s worth more than gold

Fantastic advice

Go for the secretary bosses love the secretary

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Everyone just hates university cause it makes you poorer

I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol

tea

no, ginger ale.

no the post is tea

it’s about ginger ale

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles

Meeeeeeee

95% of my personality is worrying I do everything wrong and that I will inevitably be abandoned because my traumatised ass is too much and simultaneously not enough