Updates from Castiel.

~~~ Cas has pretty much disappeared for the last week. Not answering calls, not appearing when I ask for him, just dropped off the radar. If anyone spots him please tell me IMMEDIATELY.

~~~ Yeah, man, I’m sorry I booted you out again… it was a real dick move of me. Just wanted to make sure you’re all good and weren’t goin’ off getting yourself killed or something.

~~~ Cas has pretty much disappeared for the last week. Not answering calls, not appearing when I ask for him, just dropped off the radar. If anyone spots him please tell me IMMEDIATELY.

~~~ Is… that why one of your pockets looked soaking wet? You were carrying a fish in there? How is it even still alive??

~~~ Just say you need help on a case, and that it’s ‘humans only’ or something… A perfect way to ground Dean is to keep him away from his angel (or confiscating all the beer within a mile radius).

~~~ Just say you need help on a case, and that it’s ‘humans only’ or something… A perfect way to ground Dean is to keep him away from his angel (or confiscating all the beer within a mile radius).

noooo bc like i laughed so hard when i rewatched lazarus rising yesterday, dean's plugging his ears, shivering on the floor, meanwhile i'm picturing cas just being like "heyyy it's meee it's castieellll hellooo?? i'm an angel of the loooordddd??? i gripped you tight and stuuuuff can you hear meeee???? hiiiiiii i raised you from perditionnnnn" 2 or 3 times before deciding alright this bitch's deaf as fuck i gotta get down there real close and personal

That is, essentially, what happened. It was very frustrating.

I am very serious. I am also not in motion, so I do not know what you mean by "falling hard". I can assure you, I am quite still.

Dean called… Told me the oven was possessed. I drive halfway across the country to find out he broke it trying to bake. Socked the idjit right there… (we’re now driving to a bakery so my baby boy can get his pie)

Is Dean injured? I can heal him. I do not know what the term "socked" means in this context, though. What does an item of clothing have to do with a broken oven?

~~~ Hey, Dean… is that why Cas wasn’t wearing his coat for once last night?

I was wondering where it was. Is this why my coat smelled like him today? Interesting.

~~~ Does ANYONE know how I can get Cas’s attention? Freakin’ angel ain’t answering my damn prayers.

Hello, Dean. I have been busy with Heaven. What is it that you need?

~~~ Oh, not much, was about to go on a hunt. Wanted to know if you’d like to come, y’know?

Of course, Dean. I will tell Heaven that I have other business to attend to for the moment. Though, this case must be quick. My work with Heaven is important.

~~~ Does ANYONE know how I can get Cas’s attention? Freakin’ angel ain’t answering my damn prayers.

Hello, Dean. I have been busy with Heaven. What is it that you need?