fucking bites you

before disability pride month ends does anyone want to run me over with their car

before disability pride month ends does anyone want to fucking get me out of here

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

may both sides of ur pillow be cool and ur sleep paralysis have kind of a chill vibe

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come