fucking bites you

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

i feel like eating gnomes is vegan

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

2am dinner is hard to make when you're already kindof sad

It's actually gonna be closer to 3am dinner which is worse from a health standpoint but somehow less sad

It doesn't help that I'm trying to cram all 3 meals from one day into this one meal early the next morning because I was too sad to cook anything before

And let me be totally clear: I am just normal sad. Like I'm not having any kind of episode or anything. There just happens to be a Situation in my house right now that will be totally resolved by Monday but is making me quite sad in the meantime.

2am dinner is hard to make when you're already kindof sad

It's actually gonna be closer to 3am dinner which is worse from a health standpoint but somehow less sad

It doesn't help that I'm trying to cram all 3 meals from one day into this one meal early the next morning because I was too sad to cook anything before

2am dinner is hard to make when you're already kindof sad

It's actually gonna be closer to 3am dinner which is worse from a health standpoint but somehow less sad

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

@urodelamancer