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@theamphibianmen

Call me Newt. he/him, jewish on a technicality, autistic wheelchair user. system, most alters have their own blogs but those aren't very active as I am the host, however I still strongly suggest collecting us like Pokemon. special interests include dolls, animals (particularly dinosaurs), pottery/ceramics, and I periodically get fixated on various media. No DNI, I block as I see fit.

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theamphibianmen

Yesterday I told my boyfriend I wanna eat an entire veggie tray by myself and he laughed but I stand by that sentiment

urodelamancer

didn't laugh. Called him a turtle.

theamphibianmen

That's the same thing!

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3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Yesterday I told my boyfriend I wanna eat an entire veggie tray by myself and he laughed but I stand by that sentiment

#save me raw cauliflower...#it's great because nobody ever eats the cauliflower so i get all of it to myself :)

baradragon

mizuthe-cat

I wish I had this hat

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dehydratedbunny

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

emberphoenixisgoingtolivee

@gaydisaster4

#fucking tosses you

prokopetz

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?

transhuman-priestess

Release your inhibitions, peel off all your skin

prokopetz

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

bicokun

Star Wars using this exact formula with droids blows my mind to this day. Like, they really can’t decide whether they’re actually an oppressed group or genuinely mindless automatons whose inner lives we don’t need to worry about.

prokopetz

Given that Solo: A Star Wars Story features a droid liberation activist who's very obviously characterised as a mean-spirited parody of a women's rights activist and whose concerns are consistently treated as misguided and laughable (before they blow her up and use her brain to repair a spaceship), I'm not sure it's that the writers can't decide so much as it that they don't want to say what they really think out loud.

grimdarkgoldcross

i’m sorry for being abnormal about that middle aged woman it will happen again

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loveridden1999

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

cutecipher

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

theamphibianmen

God I fucking love NyQuil

theamphibianmen

How are they even allowed to sell this shit? #mypoison

theamphibianmen

INGREDIENTS: bunch of shit you're not supposed to mix with alcohol, alcohol

theamphibianmen

America might be a shit show but at least our cold medicine is fucking fantastic

theamphibianmen

God I fucking love NyQuil

theamphibianmen

How are they even allowed to sell this shit? #mypoison

theamphibianmen

INGREDIENTS: bunch of shit you're not supposed to mix with alcohol, alcohol

theamphibianmen

God I fucking love NyQuil

theamphibianmen

How are they even allowed to sell this shit? #mypoison

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God I fucking love NyQuil

caffeinatedopossum

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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