Oh yall wanted a twist?

Chappell Roam was right. I really could kiss a hundred boys in cars.

oh noooo I would haaaate if a mutual sent me nudes

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also? frotting.

What if we went on a hike and sucked each others d*ck’s under a waterfall 👉👈

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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who wants dick pics in their messages? 👀