vivid dreams turn into fantasies

A good thing indeed.

Careful Miss Hawthorne, curiosity killed the cat.

It's a good thing I'm not a cat, then.

Since when did you become my psychiatrist?

I would take that as a yes, you do mind but that's alright, you're not obligated to answer. I was simply curious.

I tend to get a little bit… violent.

Would you mind if I ask why you think that is?

Just be myself, huh? I doubt you would like it.

And why do you think that?

Anything interesting in the papers? 

There's a few interesting stories in here, but it really depends on what you like to hear about.

Is that interesting?

It's only interesting because this woman was trying to copy what Dexter does on his show, but she was caught and is going to jail.

That looks interesting enough not to read.

It depends on what you consider interesting, I think. This article here is about a Dexter impersonator.

Good day?

More busy than anything, what about you?

Oh shit, yeah. Sorry I completely forgot. Cheers.

No need to apologize. Cheers.

I did? Oh, I thought I owed you one. Neat Scotch, please.

Yeah. Valentine's Day, remember? That whole conversation with the guy and his big nose? No, no, it's definitely me who owes you one. Neat Scotch it is.

I said, you want a drink? 

Oh, sorry! Yeah, why not? I'll buy you one this time since you bought me one last.

Only about a minute. I kindly told him to fuck off.

And he gave up just like that? Well, either he's gotten his ass kicked too many times or he's not that bad of a guy.

I thought that too, then I tried to when he came up to the bar and could see it even when he was talking to me.

Oh so he tried to make a move on you too? How long did that last?

I don’t really give a shit about the greater good. Excuse my language.

I suppose that's a loss for the greater good, then. Oh please, don't feel like you have to hide yourself or change yourself just for me. Just be yourself, I'm not judging. 

Shame about that nose thing, though. Puts me right off.

If you just stare into his eyes you can barely notice the nose, though...although...it's kind of hard to miss.