Europe will get a new Data Center, Light, on Tuesday, 2 April, 2019.

NA will get a new Data Center, Crystal, on Tuesday, 23 April, 2019.

ALL characters on ALL servers will get free transfers for a period of time.

About Gilly

spherical

“alive”

minion version has spikes sometimes

the Allagans were sick fucks

this whole wiki article on the toclafane reeks of familiarity don’t it?

Conclusion: Gilly the Guidance Node was meant to be a reference to the Toclafane in Doctor Who, thus making canon that every Allagan node was once a human person

So I didn’t find this out until I was running around like a potato. But for those that didn’t know where the Rising tokens come from, they are pretty much from an instance that makes you go through 1.0 days in Uldah and get beaten by a bunch of mobs. It’s chaotic as hell, but also pretty entertaining (at least to me) since it’s a war zone like the one shown in the end of the calamity.

Bonus:

Wait, bear with me, I’m not crazy. It’s story time! More like, “war stories time”, I guess?

Back in the 1.0 days, when all this “monsters attacking Uldah” was happening, none of these things were acknowledged by SE, not in the patch notes, nor in the forums. Not only the monster attacks, but nothing at all related to “the end of days” was mentioned in official channels, it was just the people still playing posting about it when we discovered things (not everything was as blatant as monsters in the cities or a huge red moon in the sky :P)

So, one day Uldah was full of monsters. Cool. Well, not really, it was death everywhere, but you know what I mean. But we didn’t even know if that was like, a battle we could win and repel them, or if they would disappear after certain time, or it fighting them was useless because there would be no end to them. I really can’t stress enough how much in the dark we were every time something  happened, it was part of the whole “calamity experience”.

We fought them, of course, but if you think that you die a lot in the current event, know that this is nowhere close to the non-stop massacre that was back then (the terrible state of the servers helped. Helped the mobs, that is).

People soon started running away, hidding, praying for the dead or to be able to get away… there was a lot of pray emote spam. Some people started saying that praying actually did something, that it made some monster die or things like that. Good luck knowing why a monster died in that mess when the server didn’t even load half the players, so that helped too.

Now, this “doing the pray emote make monsters die” thing wasn’t THAT crazy of a theory. Previously in the whole “calamity saga” there were some rocks that spawned with the symbols of eorzean gods engrabed on them (Halone and all that, you know) and praying in front of them DID make things happen, be it cutscenes, npcs pop up and things like that. I feel the need to mention that so you don’t think we were that crazy, I know we were playing 1.0, but still, not THAT crazy!

So to the forums people go, to discuss if praying did anything. That was an incredible debate that soon devolved to something like “this is starting to sound way to much like real life praying: we’re not sure it does anything, but we really want it to, and if it doesn’t what’s the harm, so let’s all pray anyway!”

The mods were so amussed by the dozens and dozens of pages discussing praying in the forums that, for the first AND ONLY time, they addressed us on something Calamity related: they told us that no, spaming /pray didn’t do anything, lol, stop arguing about it. But that they liked the idea of us organically coming with praying while fighting monsters like that so much that, as of next patch, it would (at this time, there were hotfix-like patches basically everyday).

So it did. Next day, doing /pray to a dead person acted like a raise, and for someone alive it gave them a buff (something like protect and regen, nothing crazy). If you prayed to a mob you got a debuff though, that was fun to find out :D

And this is the story of a silly internet rumor that became a feature because everyone were so into it, and I think that’s awesome.

Every time people talk about the final days of 1.0 it’s always the “there were monsters in the city/big red moon in the sky” what is mentioned, when there were SO MANY little things like this one or other little happenings far more interesting. People telling 1.0 war stories would make terrible bards, I tell you.

The “/hotbar display [#]” macro sets one of your hotbars to toggle on/off your UI. So when you click it, it will make that particular bar appear or disappear.

So! If you wanted to set up a toggleable bar with just your RP sets on it like this one, all you need to do is load your RP gearsets on to a single hotbar, then set up a macro like this. The display # will correspond to the number of the hotbar you picked.

Then on your UI setup you do something like this.

That section in the bottom right where I have a bunch of hotbars piled on top of each other? That’s where all my toggleable hotbars are. So when I turn them on, they appear in the spot I’ve selected them to, just like any other hotbar.

One thing about doing this- if the hotbars sit on top of each other, they can appear on top of each other. But all that means is I have to start clicking buttons to turn the one on top off.

Me, a genius who just wants to have fun with my free time: Here’s my new alt Amalthea she’s a unicorn but a wizard cast a spell on her

“My first friend ; My enemy”

A very old post of mine from 3.0 with screenshots of Garlean titles from the Great Gubal Library has gained quite a lot of notes recently. The information in that post has now been outdated for some time, and also contained some errors. It’s a bit annoying that the way Tumblr works means I can’t really edit the original post in a meaningful way so I thought I’d make a new and more comprehensive one instead, with the relevant page from the lore book.  

Lawful Tank - You are perfect the take no shits leader. Neutral Tank - You’re pretty chill. Chaotic Tank - You’re a Warrior. Lawful Healer - You have Rescue on your hot bar at all times and your DPS is 0. True Healer - You’ve been doing this for so long you stopped giving a shit at least two years ago. Chaotic Healer - You’re out DPSing the Black Mage and the Paladin is dead.