gay increases exponentially

Once again I´m thinking of Snowball in Hell, one of my favourite paintings ever

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

iconic post

Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

nothing wrong with being easy to please! give all the books you read five stars. watch that movie again after people tell you that it wasn’t that great. play that band’s new album on repeat, even though it’s not supposed to be as good as their old stuff. refuse to say anything critical about something you thought was cool. be bold in telling grumpy people “actually i liked it a lot!”

Glasses are seen as a sign of intelligence although you need to fail a test to have them prescribed to you

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

This is kinda perfect.

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”

Those kids were perfect

Can this get anymore adorable? Aaahhh