Agent Coulson

Gwen was glad she didn’t offend him by her addition and nodded, “Yeah, I heard that too, only one way to find out.” She answered, “He seems like a really nice guy,”

“I suppose it’s one of those things you gotta get used to. Kinda like the subways.” Gwen shrugged, she hadn’t lived anywhere else besides New York so subways weren’t that difficult for her to navigate, but to people visiting she knew it was hard as anything at first.

“Most people you meet here are nice once you give them the chance to warm up to you. And some people just prefer to be left on their own.” He still wasn’t entirely sure which category Bruce fit into. There were plenty of people who didn’t fit into either category and who were just impossible to please, too, but he didn’t want to worry her with anything like that.

“Apart from the fact that I’m dying, I’m fine.”

“Can I say something that will probably annoy you?”

“Everything I’ve ever done, every choice I’ve ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that’s ever happened to me, it’s all led me to right here, this moment with you.”

“Everything you’ve accomplished is because of me.”

“Have you ever looked back on something you’ve done and it’s like someone else is doing it?”

“I can’t help it if you got off by putting things in my mouth.”

“I don’t know what to do about my life.”

“I just feel like I’ve waited long enough. I don’t want to waste any more time before we take the next step.”

“I love when you get angry, I mean at other people, not at me.”

“I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be okay with this.”

“I need you to know that our partnership, our relationship is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.”

“I think I’m man enough to admit I’m completely theory-less.”

“I’d rather be dead than end up in your bed.”

“I’m so happy for you, despite of who you’re marrying.”

“I’m suddenly getting a clear and frightening visual of what my future will look like.”

“I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don’t do anything stupid.”

“If I have to hear that confession one more time, I’m going to shoot somebody.”

“In life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything.”

“Keep your mouth shut and let’s try not to get us both killed.”

“Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where?”

“Now just take your turn and feel the bitter sting of defeat.”

“The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha.”

“Trusts kills faster than bullets.”

“What’s a great love story without obstacles to overcome? Every fairy tale has them.”

“You want everything to be black or white. I get it. But in this town it rarely is.”

He had to bite his tongue to stop from saying something rude. Did raccoons even have a concept of what was rude and what wasn’t? He didn’t really care to find out. As much as he disliked the idea of animals in the kitchen, this one might not completely count.

1-60 Parks and Rec quotes under the cut to use as starters for an interesting conversation!

Gwen turned the hall again, it looked the same as the last time and the time before. She sighed and leaned against the wall and pulled out her phone to check the email again. Fuck. She thought to herself, knowing she probably wasn’t the first intern hopeful to get lost and will not be the last. She checked the room number of the passing rooms as she walked, even though she did it earlier. She was mentally preoccupied with the thought and fantasies of herself interning at S.H.I.E.L.D.

A quick walk to the break room was just the thing he needed. A cup of coffee, maybe a snack. There were donuts earlier. Maybe if he was lucky there would be some left, but he wasn’t counting on it. Food around here went startlingly quick. Still, he could hope. Preoccupied with his thoughts, he didn’t see the young woman approaching until they had collided.