The Accidental Foley Artist

This was supposed to be my fucking year. I was staying up to get the #proof I need, camera in hand and ready to go. The #eggnog kicks in and I leave the room for ONE SECOND. What do I find when I come back? THAT SNEAKY #bastard HAD ALREADY CAME AND LEFT! #Milk? Gone. #Cookies? Destroyed. The Whole. Nine. Yards. Next year, #SantaClause... Next Year... 😠😠😠 (at Anderson Creek, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzIx6FD99l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1anq4oatz61gu

Apollo now has his very own Christmas tree! (at Anderson Creek Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5beVLHf8x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jl7hi7htc3jm

Lunch Date at Wolcotts! #perfectmoment between #father and #son 😊😊 (at Wolcotts Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcSQOJDTT1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xut5ii9qprre

Gas is getting so expensive they're using letters in the price! 😂😂 (at Fayetteville, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoCenGXjnTo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hg08gmgtgfj1

What a wonderful night when craft time turns into snack time! . . . . . . . . . . #disney #yachtsman #yachtclub #magical #dontworry #itsedible (at Yachtsman Steakhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnU2OrknR0B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r0ll13ee7q0f

#quote #dr. Seuss

The spectator’s box on cleaning day is rife with intrigued onlookers. #northcarolina #raiseup #lizard #sunnyday #sunday #sundayfunday #cleaningsucks #gottadoit

🤣🤣 #lionking #bloopers #thisisincredible #holyshit #imdying

#ireland #tattooideas #home

#happybaby #roadtrip #foodporn #holiday

#greatdane #whathavewegottenourselvesinto #mastiff #16weeksold #TheodoreBearington

#home #golfcourse #lakeviews #ifyousquint #everydaysavacation

#brunch #steak #yum #sundayfunday

#NCZoo #cottoncandy #loveinapicture #rhino #fathersonday