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Finished this one today. Now to start the plague furnace.

#Skaven #warhammer #age of sigmar #AoS #Miniatures #Painting #Hobby #Fun

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fuckyeahbritisholdschoolgaming

Clan Mors from Uniforms & Heraldry of the Skaven.

the40knoob

Starting a skaven AoS army and thinking this will be my scheme.

ha-harleyquinn

giraffepoliceforce

This is Harley Quinn herself admitting that her relationship with the Joker was abusive.

Do not romanticize the relationship between Harley Quinn and the Joker.

nefepants

I’m just gonna bold the important part of this post, because the amount of people I know who ship this is disturbing.

wickedkhaleesi-blog

Fun fact my boyfriend plays this game called Magic the gathering at this comic book store and I started going with him and we noticed that the other guys started saying really sexist and offensive things around me since I’m the only girl so he immediately took me home and taught me how to play so now I go there to play and beat all of them.

wickedkhaleesi-blog

They spend thousands of dollars on decks to win and I picked out cards that my boyfriend already owned and made my own deck and go there and win one guy literally threw his deck in the trash and walked out of the store screaming

deansdepartedsoul

*sigh* manbabies

mermensch

your boyfriend is helping you do the Lord’s work

polairekillsyou

DESTROY THEM

wickedkhaleesi-blog

Oh I did. I won first place in a commander tournament as the only woman playing out of 10 other men and no one congratulated me and all the piss babies tried everything they could to say I didn’t actually do the legal infinte combo that wiped out the entire pod. And then proceeded to whine for the rest of the night. I LIVE FOR THIS GUYS. 💀 valar morghulis 💀

sourcedumal

LMFAOOOO yes. Destroy them

wickedkhaleesi-blog

My favorite thing are all the “post buster” comments on this post. A couple made from blog titles with “anti feminist” in them or icons of my little ponies.

let’s just walk through a few scenarios presented shall we?

“That didn’t happen!” I’m sorry were you present? Am I talking to one of the boys I beat?

“We don’t even know what OP’S deck is like!” All mana black with mikaeus the unhallowed as my commander with 3 infinite combos I use regular including: mikaeus the unhallowed / triskelion, sanguine bond / exquisite blood, bloodchief ascension / mindcrank.

“No one would throw away a 1000 dollar deck.” This guy’s deck was nowhere near that amount and he has extreme anger issues and proceeded to quit playing magic after that.

“You can’t just randomly pick cards and win!” I didn’t? I chose from my boyfriend’s previously owned cards (he’s been collecting since 1994) and built my own winning deck. I lose a lot but only to my boyfriend.

“This is so fake you made this up for notes! You’re so right. Considering there are hundreds of stories backing up the behavior I witness on a regular basis, and the hundreds more of backlash from the anti-feminist sector of the MTG community, I totally made it up. I just love punishing myself so much after I win tournaments and get mocked for it by man babies or other women who base their self worth on the praise of misogynistic men in the nerd community.

There is close to 175 thousand notes on this post supporting a feminist MTG community. I’m sorry that pisses you off so bad but I’m not sorry whatsoever. You are only proving the facts on this post making it so much more real.

the40knoob

I've done the same thing with my lady. We made a mill comander together that she wrecks face with. It's awesome to watch guys get pissed at her as she proceeds to mill them out.

iraffiruse

It’s like they translated Lion King back to Shakespeare.

thefuckupdotcom

“ save the village or wait 90 days ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

marsmescudi

Lmao omg he ain’t have a choice

blackgirlshit

Literally crying

pastel-pwussy

“Run me tha fade” 😂😂😂😂

blasianxbri

LMFAOOOO.

the-cake-lord

I love this

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Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

tomjogi

“WOW”

by

LINGER FTC

creaturesfromdreams

Mobius Final Fantasy hunter by yuchenghong

davidesky2

by Noah Bradley, previously here.

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61 by Log .h

More here - http://mundiinnobis.tumblr.com

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edsbabe

trying to prove a point to 95% of the world

reblog this if its ok for men to wear:

makeup

dresses

nail polish

hair extensions

perfume

jewelry

dye their hair

dress like females

be feminine

do anything feminine

tabakrules-deactivated20190523

Block mechanic, huh? So, what about Augury Owl? Hell, what about M11 entirely? You've brought back scry twice now, thanks to Theros block, I think it's safe to call scry at least semi-evergreen. I'm sure there are other "block mechanics" that you've errata'd into other cards because they were the correct wording. And honestly, if you've ever heard anyone explain what Opt does as "Scry 1, draw a card.", or "Scry 1 cantrip." or any other variant thereof, wouldn't that be all the more reason..

Scry was the returning mechanic in M11. It’s still a block mechanic. They can return. It doesn’t mean they extend to every set. If you’re sure we’ve put a block mechanic outside its block, then I’m pretty sure that’s wrong.

iraffiruse

raephobia-blog-deactivated20210

omfg

scottish-valkyrie

This fucking vine I s2g. Like if there is a day I don’t reblog this I may actually be dead

ifuckinghatetomhiddleston

les-etoilles

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

coy00koi-deactivated20200820

I’m not gonna lie, my eyes got a little blurry.

through-the-wardrobe-deactivate

His parents should write a book about parenting, cuz I wanna know whether they hired a sorcerer to make sure their child comes out right.

dextrousdean

FOREVER REBLOG

we-are-all-anderson

HOW IS THIS MAN NOT MARRIED?

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clientsfromhell

A nice looking couple brought their computer in for repair.

Client: It just stopped working.

They added offhandedly that they been smelling a “plastic” smell, and had also recently replaced a missing slot cover.

I nodded, outlined my usual fees and told them to expect a call when I’m done.

s-am-marsh-blog-blog

Q: How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They’d rather stay in the dark.

the40knoob

I just reach up and change it...

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