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@the1andonlyiris
Intro Post ⭐️
Hey it's Iris, ur favorite senior resident. Currently working night shift bc of my awful sleep schedule.
I am 29 years old and a hardcore lesbian. I have bad anxiety but i try to not let it get in my way.
I'm on here bc coworkers keep telling me to hop on so here I am.
See ya later haters,
XO, Iris
//OOC under the cut
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ur kinda wabisabi
This feels like a backhanded compliment.
But I like how mines a little off center, it’s got wabisabi❤️
Happy birthday @nightshiftsarge!🎉 Hope you have had all the birthday wishes you’ve ever wished for
hey hey girlies!!! just checkin' in for when peoples would be free to go on our super duper fun shopping trip!!!
@emt-harper @baldysbasicbitch @dietcokemara @personalowl @drmargotalli @coldcoffeeandcaselaw94 @chloetheob @ptmcsprincess @urcoolestdoc @milo-medicine @joeydags and whoever wants to come too plz interact!!!!
by interact i mean like a reblog or a comment babes-
omg yes please i need some new black nail polish soon
What's your favorite fruit?
I like apples. -S.A
i thought u loved blackberries?
Isn't he allergic to blackberries?
yea lol i was joking
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What's your favorite fruit?
I like apples. -S.A
i thought u loved blackberries?
What pies should I bake for PTMC Pride month
Apple pie
Chocolate Pie
Key Lime
Lemon Meringue
No pie
Day and Night shift will both get oneeee.
@nursekayleeeee @baldysbasicbitch @rowan-after-dark @spacecadet-sammy @marvinmagoos @theverylastnightingalefuck @the1andonlyiris
i voted key lime but i'm loosinggggggg😭😭😭
Chocolate is my favorite. Especially with the whipped cream on top. You guys are crazyyyyy to pick anything else.
Lemon Meringue forever!
Socks of the day. This is me waiting for @icedcoffeeforshen to get another coffee. This is because he spilled his coffee on my shoes and gave me these shoes from his trunk.
We did pick up my own shoes and drop off @sageisgreengreen's coffee. -S.A
i will put the same socks on u one day...just wait
Do you go to therapy?
No, I believe I do not need it. -S.A
well...
mmmmm what if i got like 5 guinea pigs or like maybe a few bunnies. i love the fluffy blobs omfgggggggggg
kaylee 5??? u do not need 5 guinea pigs. like i feel like the limit is 3
mmmm but like u shounthave them alone so like u gotta get a friend and what if they get tired of eachother so they need another friend and like friendgroups of 3 always end up falling apart so like give them a fourth and then like well one for good luck 🥺🥺
kaylee noo... they will be fine on their own, trust me
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Coffee orders for Night shift and Handoffs. Put them in before 6:30pm if you want some today.
Shen and I need an estimate beforehand so we know how many drinks to order. -S.A
( @rowan-after-dark @nightshiftsarge @robinavitch-rx @medicinestars @the1andonlyiris @theverylastnightingalefuck @milo-medicine @rn-rivers @baldysbasicbitch @nursekayleeeee @joeydags @marvinmagoos @madilynkaya @ptmcsprincess @urcoolestdoc @stressedtina )
can u get me just an iced coffee? thanks
mmmmm what if i got like 5 guinea pigs or like maybe a few bunnies. i love the fluffy blobs omfgggggggggg
kaylee 5??? u do not need 5 guinea pigs. like i feel like the limit is 3
hmm are u allergic to bunnies or guineapigs?? the humaine society is calling my name theyre so cute theres one called doritoooooo
i wanna make sure my house is safe for u but also LOOK AT THE BABIES OMIGODDDDDD
-@nursekayleeeee 🦄
thankfully i am not allergic to bunnies or guineapigs, only dogs. but i would be careful buying a bunny, i've heard they are very hard to clean up after. but you do what u'd like.
hey i saw ur petition for dating...how about me? i got the brains and the looks yk?
ooh hihihi helloooo
iris, right? hi hi howre u?
i'm good, you?
a littol scattery rn. its a day off for me and im running errands before a hangout tonite!!
this target is sooo louddddddddddd 🥺🥺🥺
aww i'm sorry, target it always loud🙄
quick question though bc this is very important, do you like cookies? very random but cookies are like my favorite thing in the world.
i mite see if millie is off so he can come save me and make him do my shopping. its so much for littol ol me why does everyone do everythings on a mondayyy
mhm i like em but im more of a cupcake girl tbhh but a good warm chocolate chip cookie is so yummy esp with icecream. dyou have a favourite?? sorry im yappy rn but i can pick somethin up from a bakery for u if u want :3
m gettin close to my time i crave chocolate nobody look at my cart rn there is wayyy too much chocolate and redwine in it. also maybe a birthday cake nobody judge me.
ik fr Mondays are the worst. Cupcakes are still amazing though, i loveee a good classic vanilla cupcake with not too much frosting or else it ruins the cupcake. But my favorite cookie is a red velvet cookie. Just the perfect amount of sweetness
omg i would love a cookie rn but i gotta go into work a little earlier today sadly #helpme
But i'm open this weekend to go to the bakery...together? maybe as a date or a friendly meetup. whatevers fine:D
P.S: i get it gurly i have those days too where i just crave everything at once.
awe ok dwdw iris i dunno if ill be well on the weekend. pmos gets my butt rlly bad so i mite not be a person sowry babes!!
im a chocolate cupcake girlie. i love chocolate sooo so muchhh!! but vanila is good too hehe but yess we should have a hangout!!
okay thats fine, but we have to hang out sometime!
yes yess!! if im feelin well enough would u wanna maybe watch a movie or have a coffee at mine sometime? but youd have to deal with me in my comfy clothes 😣😣
i can make popcorn the good kind on the stove!!
gurl i'm all for the comfy clothes. will be coming in mine too. that type of popcorn is the BESTTT. How do u think about sat?
saturday could workk or sunday ill have to check my schedule. what timea day is bestest for u?
saturday maybe 7pm-ish? if you'd like to do it earlier i personally just think that movies are better at night yk?
oooh mhm totalys. maybe we start a bit before so we can have a yap sesh beforehand? and obv choose the movie hehe i have sooo many thrifted dvds its craaaazyyyyy.
ooo okay so like 5:30? And you can pick the movie out if you'd like, i like all movies.
oooooh ok then its a plann!!! what kinda drinks d'you like ill pick some up on my way home friday nite
idk how much u love drinking but yk was i was thinking? spiked shirley temples. idk why but those sounded sooo good. I'll prob bring some wine if you'd like too.
ooo yes yes yesssss. thos sound soo perfect omg. plus a little wine ofc. waaaait u shouldnt be driving after this d'you wanna bring a bag and have a sleepover??? no pressure ofc but itd be totally fun
ooooo absolutely!! thats sounds like the most fun!
hey i saw ur petition for dating...how about me? i got the brains and the looks yk?
ooh hihihi helloooo
iris, right? hi hi howre u?
i'm good, you?
a littol scattery rn. its a day off for me and im running errands before a hangout tonite!!
this target is sooo louddddddddddd 🥺🥺🥺
aww i'm sorry, target it always loud🙄
quick question though bc this is very important, do you like cookies? very random but cookies are like my favorite thing in the world.
i mite see if millie is off so he can come save me and make him do my shopping. its so much for littol ol me why does everyone do everythings on a mondayyy
mhm i like em but im more of a cupcake girl tbhh but a good warm chocolate chip cookie is so yummy esp with icecream. dyou have a favourite?? sorry im yappy rn but i can pick somethin up from a bakery for u if u want :3
m gettin close to my time i crave chocolate nobody look at my cart rn there is wayyy too much chocolate and redwine in it. also maybe a birthday cake nobody judge me.
ik fr Mondays are the worst. Cupcakes are still amazing though, i loveee a good classic vanilla cupcake with not too much frosting or else it ruins the cupcake. But my favorite cookie is a red velvet cookie. Just the perfect amount of sweetness
omg i would love a cookie rn but i gotta go into work a little earlier today sadly #helpme
But i'm open this weekend to go to the bakery...together? maybe as a date or a friendly meetup. whatevers fine:D
P.S: i get it gurly i have those days too where i just crave everything at once.
awe ok dwdw iris i dunno if ill be well on the weekend. pmos gets my butt rlly bad so i mite not be a person sowry babes!!
im a chocolate cupcake girlie. i love chocolate sooo so muchhh!! but vanila is good too hehe but yess we should have a hangout!!
okay thats fine, but we have to hang out sometime!
yes yess!! if im feelin well enough would u wanna maybe watch a movie or have a coffee at mine sometime? but youd have to deal with me in my comfy clothes 😣😣
i can make popcorn the good kind on the stove!!
gurl i'm all for the comfy clothes. will be coming in mine too. that type of popcorn is the BESTTT. How do u think about sat?
saturday could workk or sunday ill have to check my schedule. what timea day is bestest for u?
saturday maybe 7pm-ish? if you'd like to do it earlier i personally just think that movies are better at night yk?
oooh mhm totalys. maybe we start a bit before so we can have a yap sesh beforehand? and obv choose the movie hehe i have sooo many thrifted dvds its craaaazyyyyy.
ooo okay so like 5:30? And you can pick the movie out if you'd like, i like all movies.
oooooh ok then its a plann!!! what kinda drinks d'you like ill pick some up on my way home friday nite
idk how much u love drinking but yk was i was thinking? spiked shirley temples. idk why but those sounded sooo good. I'll prob bring some wine if you'd like too.
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hey i saw ur petition for dating...how about me? i got the brains and the looks yk?
ooh hihihi helloooo
iris, right? hi hi howre u?
i'm good, you?
a littol scattery rn. its a day off for me and im running errands before a hangout tonite!!
this target is sooo louddddddddddd 🥺🥺🥺
aww i'm sorry, target it always loud🙄
quick question though bc this is very important, do you like cookies? very random but cookies are like my favorite thing in the world.
i mite see if millie is off so he can come save me and make him do my shopping. its so much for littol ol me why does everyone do everythings on a mondayyy
mhm i like em but im more of a cupcake girl tbhh but a good warm chocolate chip cookie is so yummy esp with icecream. dyou have a favourite?? sorry im yappy rn but i can pick somethin up from a bakery for u if u want :3
m gettin close to my time i crave chocolate nobody look at my cart rn there is wayyy too much chocolate and redwine in it. also maybe a birthday cake nobody judge me.
ik fr Mondays are the worst. Cupcakes are still amazing though, i loveee a good classic vanilla cupcake with not too much frosting or else it ruins the cupcake. But my favorite cookie is a red velvet cookie. Just the perfect amount of sweetness
omg i would love a cookie rn but i gotta go into work a little earlier today sadly #helpme
But i'm open this weekend to go to the bakery...together? maybe as a date or a friendly meetup. whatevers fine:D
P.S: i get it gurly i have those days too where i just crave everything at once.
awe ok dwdw iris i dunno if ill be well on the weekend. pmos gets my butt rlly bad so i mite not be a person sowry babes!!
im a chocolate cupcake girlie. i love chocolate sooo so muchhh!! but vanila is good too hehe but yess we should have a hangout!!
okay thats fine, but we have to hang out sometime!
yes yess!! if im feelin well enough would u wanna maybe watch a movie or have a coffee at mine sometime? but youd have to deal with me in my comfy clothes 😣😣
i can make popcorn the good kind on the stove!!
gurl i'm all for the comfy clothes. will be coming in mine too. that type of popcorn is the BESTTT. How do u think about sat?
saturday could workk or sunday ill have to check my schedule. what timea day is bestest for u?
saturday maybe 7pm-ish? if you'd like to do it earlier i personally just think that movies are better at night yk?
oooh mhm totalys. maybe we start a bit before so we can have a yap sesh beforehand? and obv choose the movie hehe i have sooo many thrifted dvds its craaaazyyyyy.
ooo okay so like 5:30? And you can pick the movie out if you'd like, i like all movies.
hey i saw ur petition for dating...how about me? i got the brains and the looks yk?
ooh hihihi helloooo
iris, right? hi hi howre u?
i'm good, you?
a littol scattery rn. its a day off for me and im running errands before a hangout tonite!!
this target is sooo louddddddddddd 🥺🥺🥺
aww i'm sorry, target it always loud🙄
quick question though bc this is very important, do you like cookies? very random but cookies are like my favorite thing in the world.
i mite see if millie is off so he can come save me and make him do my shopping. its so much for littol ol me why does everyone do everythings on a mondayyy
mhm i like em but im more of a cupcake girl tbhh but a good warm chocolate chip cookie is so yummy esp with icecream. dyou have a favourite?? sorry im yappy rn but i can pick somethin up from a bakery for u if u want :3
m gettin close to my time i crave chocolate nobody look at my cart rn there is wayyy too much chocolate and redwine in it. also maybe a birthday cake nobody judge me.
ik fr Mondays are the worst. Cupcakes are still amazing though, i loveee a good classic vanilla cupcake with not too much frosting or else it ruins the cupcake. But my favorite cookie is a red velvet cookie. Just the perfect amount of sweetness
omg i would love a cookie rn but i gotta go into work a little earlier today sadly #helpme
But i'm open this weekend to go to the bakery...together? maybe as a date or a friendly meetup. whatevers fine:D
P.S: i get it gurly i have those days too where i just crave everything at once.
awe ok dwdw iris i dunno if ill be well on the weekend. pmos gets my butt rlly bad so i mite not be a person sowry babes!!
im a chocolate cupcake girlie. i love chocolate sooo so muchhh!! but vanila is good too hehe but yess we should have a hangout!!
okay thats fine, but we have to hang out sometime!
yes yess!! if im feelin well enough would u wanna maybe watch a movie or have a coffee at mine sometime? but youd have to deal with me in my comfy clothes 😣😣
i can make popcorn the good kind on the stove!!
gurl i'm all for the comfy clothes. will be coming in mine too. that type of popcorn is the BESTTT. How do u think about sat?
saturday could workk or sunday ill have to check my schedule. what timea day is bestest for u?
saturday maybe 7pm-ish? if you'd like to do it earlier i personally just think that movies are better at night yk?
