having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

my dead wife. the ad free internet

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now