Go With It, Girl.

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

Top 5 curve of all time.

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

I love my friends and refuse to speak with them

name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it….i’ll wait

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

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