Rapt & Rosy

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

last night I had a dream that we all used skull emoji 💀 to mean ‘literally’ due to the obvious etymology (‘literally’ -> ‘litch’ for short -> ‘lich’(undead skeleton looking guy) -> no full skeleton emoji -> the skull 💀)

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

i wasn’t actually serious. i was doing a bit like “what if i were serious”. but i wasn’t. i was kidding. about being serious

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times