gay ok

Bill Nye is so angry because he’s watching the samegeneration he educated 25 years ago not give a damn today.

I’m dead.

Absolutely me

The saying “out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t apply when you are in your room and you catch a glimpse of a spider and then lose it.

Farenheit is based on how humans feel, Celsius is based on how the water feels and Kelvin is based on how the molecules feel.

COURAGE IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE.

Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

*slams reblog button so hard*

Tax the rich. End the corporate loopholes.

gays at christmas time: *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *watches the grinch and relates to no one but the grinch himself* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer*

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE                                                            

“STOP UR MISCHIEF”

don’t ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for not going down a conventional path (e.g. not finishing college or starting college later in life, doing an internship in your late 20s, not having a "career” by a certain age). all of this is arbitrary. do not create a life that aims to satisfy everyone but yourself. you worked hard as fuck to get to where you are. don’t you dare let others including yourself diminish those efforts. you do not deserve that. especially if you did it all while battling mental illness. 

There’s a part of me that isn’t the same anymore