Looking for Absolution

Every month.  We’re an international sensation.  I did pick up one of those in Sydney.  Gotta stay connected.  

Oh, is that why I had a crowd of girls following me around this morning? You're just ahead of the game then. Care to share or escort a gentleman to the apple store?

You really want to hear what happened? I mean, are you sure? Uh.. yeah, of course.

Well it seems like you're making a fuss over it so let's have it. Tell your side of the story so the whole world can listen in. Maybe you'll still have a chance to snatch a guy when all this is over.

You don’t even know the story or what happened. What? No.. no, of course not.

Mhm, so let's hear this infamous story then. Just keep your hands where I can see them at all times. 

You don’t even know what happened.. or if it actually happened.

Ah, yeah. That's why those gossip chicks said that you stabbed your boyfriend multiple times. You can't change the story now...Before I say anything else, do you have a knife on you?

It’s.. it’s not what you think.

Ha, yeah right. I speak for most of the guys here when I say to have a nice life.

Guys like Trevor and Brody aren't relationships. They are exercise.

You’re right, I’m in the category of stamina. Don’t think you can keep up, blondie? 

Trust me. If ya ever came and we were in London or some shite all you’d hear them say is bullshit about me accent. I tune it out at this point now though, aha. We do have a pretty dry sense of humour, so it makes sense. Pft, I’m nothing but sugar, spice, ‘n everythin’ nice. What? No way. No offence but I don’t hear much of a difference. ‘Sides it’s better than some I’ve heard. Not to mention us Brits all pretty much wanna be American so we’d kill for your accent. Well I actually like to use my smarts. Aw, you poor poor thing. I would’ve, don’t worry. But I can make up for me missin’ out on the party now I think. Right. Well it’s either that or a country one. Good. I don’t have cash really but I don’t mind payin’ in favours.

Well maybe I should stay clear of London then. I might get angered way too quickly. I guess it's like America though with people and their New York, Texas, and Tennessee accents. It's all bullshit if you ask me. There's always going to be someone who hates how speak. But for every person that hates it there's someone who finds it absolutely irresistible. Like now for instance. Well it just so happens that dry sense of humor is one of my turn ons. Go ahead. Try me. Say something humorous. You're not fooling me, beautiful. You've got a little fire inside of you. Whoa there! I'd much rather teach you how to speak American than you kill me for mine. Plus I don't think that's how it works. You'll still be left with your British accent in the end. I'm all for an intelligent woman. I'm sure you would've come to my rescue and then I would've repaid you in the best way I could. But instead we could just pretend it all happened and skip to the repayment method. So how are you going to make it up to me? Take you pick. Favors will be accepted indefinitely.

Free country?  You are using that old tired line.  You are gorgeous, and you do have a body, and so do I and we both know how to work that.  No reason to try and make me think otherwise.  There are a lot of hot guys, and a lot of hot girls.  Don’t think you have the top spot after one night, and a rather nice morning.  Don’t tell me you didn’t like that either because your face said otherwise.  You do have some amazing abs.  

Well I don't know how old of a line it is here. No one ever called Australia the land of the free. Thanks, beautiful. As do you. So I see no reason to deny our bodies the connection that they are so clearly desiring. 

I’m serious Trevor! Think what you want but I would never have a threesome with anyone. And I am definitely not a quiet freak.

You don't have me fooled, beautiful. I've interacted with your kind before. You know what...I bet you've already had a threesome before. I wouldn't be surprised. It all fits with your character. Don't worry. I can keep this little secret of yours to myself if that's what you desire.

You never know. Give it a try next masquerade ball and see what happens. Bet you know will recognize you, except for me of course. I knew it. One day you'll experience the power of the goggles. Just give it time. That we could. Someone should get on that. As long as there's a bonfire, I'm there.