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® I had food made for the afterparty. If you guys do afterparties in Rome?
That’s very kind of you. We deeply appreciate it.
® I got my grandfather’s fancy wine too! Don’t forget to say thank you to my girlfriend. She’s the one who officiated :3
And I won’t forget it. You church turned out very nice, by the way. It was built recently, correct?
(M) mhm!! We both helped build it! do you like the snails?
(R) I designed the windows
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® I had food made for the afterparty. If you guys do afterparties in Rome?
That’s very kind of you. We deeply appreciate it.
(R) I got my grandfather’s fancy wine too! Don’t forget to say thank you to my girlfriend. She’s the one who officiated :3
(R) I had food made for the afterparty. If you guys do afterparties in Rome?
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) come on!! ....
well... here she is! :D
(R) Oh Gods she’s gorgeous…
It’s beautiful!! Aaa!!!
(M) wait wait theres more— come inside!!
ta Da!!
(R) THE STRAWBERRY WINDOWS!!! YES!!!
(M) Aaaa!! I’m so glad you like them!!! Malcolm helped me commission the best artists in Scotland uwu
(R) Aaaa, little cousin always helping out. They’re beautiful! Abbess Maria of the Snurch and her beautiful place of worship!!
(M) ....snurship
m! Rois— stoppp
I hear we’re hosting a wedding soon! Can you believe that! There’s two um... Greek dudes from the East who want to get married, they’re ghosts and they both brought their whole family and I hope you speak some Latin because Malcolm said that’s all they understand, I also heard the one has a little nephew!!
(R) Snurship :D
Oh YES!!! yessss. From Miklagard???? That’s so fucking cool I love that!!! And I speak some Latin. It’s... decent.
(M) I’m sure it’ll be fine :)
oh hello snailies!
(R) Alright, if you say so!
They’re enjoying the plants today :D
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) come on!! ....
well... here she is! :D
(R) Oh Gods she’s gorgeous…
It’s beautiful!! Aaa!!!
(M) wait wait theres more— come inside!!
ta Da!!
(R) THE STRAWBERRY WINDOWS!!! YES!!!
(M) Aaaa!! I’m so glad you like them!!! Malcolm helped me commission the best artists in Scotland uwu
(R) Aaaa, little cousin always helping out. They’re beautiful! Abbess Maria of the Snurch and her beautiful place of worship!!
(M) ....snurship
m! Rois— stoppp
I hear we’re hosting a wedding soon! Can you believe that! There’s two um... Greek dudes from the East who want to get married, they’re ghosts and they both brought their whole family and I hope you speak some Latin because Malcolm said that’s all they understand, I also heard the one has a little nephew!!
(R) Snurship :D
Oh YES!!! yessss. From Miklagard???? That’s so fucking cool I love that!!! And I speak some Latin. It’s... decent.
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(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) come on!! ....
well... here she is! :D
(R) Oh Gods she’s gorgeous…
It’s beautiful!! Aaa!!!
(M) wait wait theres more— come inside!!
ta Da!!
(R) THE STRAWBERRY WINDOWS!!! YES!!!
(M) Aaaa!! I’m so glad you like them!!! Malcolm helped me commission the best artists in Scotland uwu
(R) Aaaa, little cousin always helping out. They’re beautiful! Abbess Maria of the Snurch and her beautiful place of worship!!
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) come on!! ....
well... here she is! :D
(R) Oh Gods she’s gorgeous…
It’s beautiful!! Aaa!!!
(M) wait wait theres more— come inside!!
ta Da!!
(R) THE STRAWBERRY WINDOWS!!! YES!!!
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) come on!! ....
well... here she is! :D
(R) Oh Gods she’s gorgeous…
It’s beautiful!! Aaa!!!
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
(M) The Snurch is almost finished!! Wanna see?
(R) YES yes yes yes yes!!
(M) Rois!! Good news!!
(R) What!!!
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(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) Rois... 🥺 c’mere.
...
The— The Church of Scotland!! The S stands for snail >:3
He can’t do anything if we’re not part of the church anymore! All he can do is kick us out. Unless he... calls a crusade on us... but that would never happen right? Haha
(R) Aw, babe. Mwah!
…
Yeah!! The Scottish Church!
And why would he waste precious resources on Scotland? He’d need to commission boats and that’s a lot of money. Does he have that much money at the Church?
(M) mmm!
he has a lot of money I think. People give a lot of money to the church. And they don’t have to pay taxes.
But I’m sure he’s more worried about other things right now. I mean why would Rome care about little old Scotland?
(R) Oh that’s fucking ridiculous. We need to change that.
Yeah! It doesn’t matter what he thinks.
…Hm.
So my grandfather was the Abbot of Atholl. And maybe to spite the Pope… but also because I think you’re capable. Do you wanna be an Abbot? Abbess Maria Celeste? Sounds pretty :3
(M) ooh that sounds important!! I love it!!
Abbess Maria Celeste :3
of the Snurch.
(R) Abbess Maria Celeste of the Snurch of Atholl.
The prettiest Abbess I have ever seen
(M) Awww I don’t know about that. I think the acolyte is a lot prettier.
(R) Erm, am I the acolyte? Because if that’s the case, I’d have to say you’re wrong. Either way, you’re gorgeous
(M) oh, I mean I thought... you don’t have to be though! but yeah I meant you :)
muah!~
(R) Acolyte. I like that.
Muah! Oh the babies are watching :3
(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) Rois... 🥺 c’mere.
...
The— The Church of Scotland!! The S stands for snail >:3
He can’t do anything if we’re not part of the church anymore! All he can do is kick us out. Unless he... calls a crusade on us... but that would never happen right? Haha
(R) Aw, babe. Mwah!
…
Yeah!! The Scottish Church!
And why would he waste precious resources on Scotland? He’d need to commission boats and that’s a lot of money. Does he have that much money at the Church?
(M) mmm!
he has a lot of money I think. People give a lot of money to the church. And they don’t have to pay taxes.
But I’m sure he’s more worried about other things right now. I mean why would Rome care about little old Scotland?
(R) Oh that’s fucking ridiculous. We need to change that.
Yeah! It doesn’t matter what he thinks.
…Hm.
So my grandfather was the Abbot of Atholl. And maybe to spite the Pope… but also because I think you’re capable. Do you wanna be an Abbot? Abbess Maria Celeste? Sounds pretty :3
(M) ooh that sounds important!! I love it!!
Abbess Maria Celeste :3
of the Snurch.
(R) Abbess Maria Celeste of the Snurch of Atholl.
The prettiest Abbess I have ever seen
(M) Awww I don’t know about that. I think the acolyte is a lot prettier.
(R) Erm, am I the acolyte? Because if that’s the case, I’d have to say you’re wrong. Either way, you’re gorgeous
(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) Rois... 🥺 c’mere.
...
The— The Church of Scotland!! The S stands for snail >:3
He can’t do anything if we’re not part of the church anymore! All he can do is kick us out. Unless he... calls a crusade on us... but that would never happen right? Haha
(R) Aw, babe. Mwah!
…
Yeah!! The Scottish Church!
And why would he waste precious resources on Scotland? He’d need to commission boats and that’s a lot of money. Does he have that much money at the Church?
(M) mmm!
he has a lot of money I think. People give a lot of money to the church. And they don’t have to pay taxes.
But I’m sure he’s more worried about other things right now. I mean why would Rome care about little old Scotland?
(R) Oh that’s fucking ridiculous. We need to change that.
Yeah! It doesn’t matter what he thinks.
…Hm.
So my grandfather was the Abbot of Atholl. And maybe to spite the Pope… but also because I think you’re capable. Do you wanna be an Abbot? Abbess Maria Celeste? Sounds pretty :3
(M) ooh that sounds important!! I love it!!
Abbess Maria Celeste :3
of the Snurch.
(R) Abbess Maria Celeste of the Snurch of Atholl.
The prettiest Abbess I have ever seen
(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) Rois... 🥺 c’mere.
...
The— The Church of Scotland!! The S stands for snail >:3
He can’t do anything if we’re not part of the church anymore! All he can do is kick us out. Unless he... calls a crusade on us... but that would never happen right? Haha
(R) Aw, babe. Mwah!
…
Yeah!! The Scottish Church!
And why would he waste precious resources on Scotland? He’d need to commission boats and that’s a lot of money. Does he have that much money at the Church?
(M) mmm!
he has a lot of money I think. People give a lot of money to the church. And they don’t have to pay taxes.
But I’m sure he’s more worried about other things right now. I mean why would Rome care about little old Scotland?
(R) Oh that’s fucking ridiculous. We need to change that.
Yeah! It doesn’t matter what he thinks.
…Hm.
So my grandfather was the Abbot of Atholl. And maybe to spite the Pope… but also because I think you’re capable. Do you wanna be an Abbot? Abbess Maria Celeste? Sounds pretty :3
(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) Rois... 🥺 c’mere.
...
The— The Church of Scotland!! The S stands for snail >:3
He can’t do anything if we’re not part of the church anymore! All he can do is kick us out. Unless he... calls a crusade on us... but that would never happen right? Haha
(R) Aw, babe. Mwah!
…
Yeah!! The Scottish Church!
And why would he waste precious resources on Scotland? He’d need to commission boats and that’s a lot of money. Does he have that much money at the Church?
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(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
(M) Who says I can’t be a priest? I think I’d do a good job.
No we don‘t! The strawberry windows are gonna be beautiful and I don’t care what Pope Whorius says! God made snails and strawberries too.
Excommunicate means we’re kicked out of the Church.
But the Roman Church and the Eastern Church just kicked eachother out a few years ago.
You know what I think? We DON’T need the pope. We can make our own church right here!
(R) You would do a wonderful job, my holy celestial being. You are a great Priest.
Yes!! It’s going to be beautiful!!!
Oh! So we can be the Holy Snurch!!! We can be the Western Western church. The Snurch branch of Christianity. I don’t know…. But yeah!
I hope the Pope doesn’t get over here. For his sake, because I’ll beat up the Pope.
(M) mh! the church is almost finished! How are the snails?
(R) The snails are enjoying the plants. They’re so cute!
Maria look one of them’s eating a leaf with his little handsssss
(M) THEY HAVE HANDS???! awwwwwwwww!!
they’re perfect!! Here’s a water dish for them so they don’t dry out.
I got a letter today. Two actually!
(R) Look, see! Look at him go!!
AAAA yess!!! Water dish for them!!
Oh? What do they say?? Or are they private?
(M) here babies, have a drinky...
oh, no they’re not private. This one is from Malcolm, and he says there’s some people who want to get married in the snurch!! They’re from the Eastern Roman Empire!! I don’t even know where that is!!
(R) Drink up babies!
FUCKING MIKLAGARD???? PEOPLE FROM MIKLAGARD??? oh shit no no no im sorry babies I won’t yell anymore.
But that’s so cool! Mariam used to tell me stories about there! It’s a city made of gold apparently...
(M) EEP! Can snails hear??
Has she ever been?! :D
I have another letter too, it’s from the pope...
(R) I don’t know, I just don’t want them to be scared...
No, she hasn’t, but her grandfather had! She’s part Norse, and her grandfather was part of the, um, the Varangian Guard. I think they guarded the emperor?
Oh... What does the Pope have to say?
...Is the pope important?
(M) He’s in charge of Christianity in the West so... yeah.
He has words... :/
Sister Maria Celeste of Atholl,
I’ve received word that you have been constructing a church in Atholl, Scotland. While normally this is something I would encourage, you would do well to remember you in no way have the authority to establish your own church; as a woman, you cannot be a priest. You should find a man to fulfil this duty for you.
Secondly, I don’t know what all this snail imagery is, but I must remind you that snails are not and never have been sacred to the Church and this practice seems dangerously heretical in my opinion. Why are there snails? Our Lord Jesus Christ was not a snail. I’ve seen artists’ renditions of the windows you intend to put up and I am very confused. Pictures of snails eating strawberries are not appropriate for a church. What were they even teaching you in Ely? I’ll have to speak with your superiors. In addition I have more serious matters to address. I understand you and many churches in Scotland are planning to support King Malcolm’s new marriage laws. Need I remind you this goes directly against the Church’s teachings. If you, and others in Scotland move forward in supporting this ruling and allowing gay marriage in your churches, we will have no choice but to excommunicate you.
Regards,
His Holiness, Pope Honorius II
(R) YoU cAnNoT bE a PrIeSt. God imagine being an asshole in the year of our lord 1060.
He doesn’t like the strawberry windows? Aw... I worked really hard on the details for those. Do we have to listen to the Pope?
I??? Fuck this dude? What does excommunicate mean.
His Whoreness more like. Shithead. Do we have to listen to him? He’s a fucking asshole. What do we need the pope for?
...Do we need the pope?
...Are you okay?
