Bisexuals will be like “this is my partner” and introduce you to either one of the most beautiful creatures you have ever laid your eyes on or a wretched and tortured bog dweller, no in between

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

The way I burst out laughing the second I unmuted it

op delete this now

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

@infiniteeight8

@ sweaterkittensahoy WHY?

Making fun of bi women married to men and het trans people makes you a loser btw and it's not going to get you any pussy or clout, it just makes you look like an asshole. Pride month PSA

Queer mlw relationships are as valid as every other queer relationship

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