i don't know shit my dude! not a fuck

Self care is playing Pocket Camp at 2 am

In 1908, “library paste” would have been a mixture of flour, water, and alum. Likely the man was a vagrant, searching the town’s trash for something to eat; flour and water might have seemed reasonable. But in such large quantities as antique library paste–around 60%–alum is toxic. 

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

the intentions are cursed but the outcome is blessed

Nigga I almost fell out my chair.lmfaooo

Lmfaoooooooo I hate this so much

lmfao the one with the truck tho, roles reversed

I’m a discord cryptid. I join your server, say a few things, then leave. sometimes I’m spotted trying to start a conversation but then feel awkward when no one responds and everyone already knows each other so I leave again.

@princessmooncake

@enygmass

@nvalee

They made a robot do a backflip

Not sure whats going on in boston but they taught the robot to backflip