The One And Only Silver Striker!

Does anyone here know how to work a… “toaster.” Oven??

Why the hell did you put the emphasis on toaster like that?

HAHA- the TOAST IS FAKE.

time to make ✨mistakes,✨ baby!

May i join??? ✨✨✨

you’re already part of it and you don’t even ✨know!✨

Oooo is it the cake?? Is that the mistake??? ✨✨✨

✨✨✨oh no!✨✨✨

Ey whats the issue, chickedee?

On the search for the shart creature. Show yourself mortal- i know you’re lurking.

You will refer to me as Queef Master, King Peepee or you will be forced to eternally SHART

By god what a horrible eternal punishment. This is a wonderful idea though i may copy off of it and bestow it upon my enemies with the power of magic.

Is the ‘magic’ a Taco Bell beefy five layer burrito? Because... they basically accomplish the same things.

I am darkness. On tumblr.

Good fucking god.

You called?

Shut the fuck up Akinerva

Fuck off, Akinerva

I hope everyone isn’t.

Dude what the fuck is your problem