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Soooo, he was a huge simp for his first girlfriend and later he became a lawyer just because the sight of Mr. Edgeworth made his tiny 2” failure of phallus tingle. He was dumped when Mr. Edgeworth started dating Mr. Agent Lang. During this period I had the misfortune of sharing a bed with him - which was truly a very traumatising experience. Not only was his bodily hygiene revolting, he managed to “finish” before he even fully undressed. The rest of the night was just filled with his whining and I was forced to leave him there on the bed, sobbing for my attention. Today Wr!ght is a neglectful father and an alcoholic

(He seems to have taken a notepad out, scribbling down every word you’ve said.)

Good day to you - I have just one question;