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my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…
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they should invent water for men
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While this is a funny joke, as far as I’m aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.
Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren’t actually recyclable at all.
The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming “no fun”. The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can’t drink, or who are the Designated Driver don’t have to feel like they’re relegated to the “no fun zone” forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother’s wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.
From the Liquid Death website:
“Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let’s be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it.”
So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn’t a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.
Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.
saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock
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politics of attraction discourse is fucking exhausting because you say like “i think its kinda fucked up when your parameters for considering somebody as a potential partner explicitly include MUST NOT BE TRANSGENDER” and people will immediately pretend that what you’re advocating is that cis people must be forced to have sex with trans people to prove their wokeness which is like obviously Insane, and like nobody in the lgbt left would give me a retort this absurd if i said “i think its kinda fucked up when your parameters for considering somebody as a potential partner explicitly include MUST NOT BE FAT” because everybody recognizes immediately that what’s being said is “immediately discounting a group defined by its oppression from your dating pool is intrinsically linked to that oppression” rather than “YOU NEED TO FUCK OPPRESSED PEOPLE THIS VERY INSTANT OR BE SENT TO PROBLEMATIC HELL”.
like when i say i will absolutely not date somebody if i find out they are a serial killer that’s fine, if i said i will absolutely not date somebody if i find out they’re in the autistic spectrum that’s fucking awful! its terrible! and everybody would understand this… but somehow this criteria doesn’t apply if you say its trans people who are 100% undateable for you… and frankly i’ve seen a lot of trans people try to reach a weird compromise about “genital preference” that basically boils down too “its okay to fully exclude trans women as potential partners no matter what, but don’t say it too explicitly” and i’m not super down with this kind of appeasement tbh. on the other hand i’m a married woman with zero interest in dating any additional people so frankly it doesn’t affect me on a personal level but if my interest in transgender rights was purely based on personal gain i’d probably have some really fucking incoherent takes and i can’t stand being ideologically inconsistent, so yeah.
basically my issue is that a lot of the time when i see some trans people say “genital preferences are fine” the effect is less like “well i prefer dating people with brown hair but i wont automatically discount somebody for being blonde” and way closer to “you’re allowed to fully discount trans people from your dating pool but don’t say its because they’re trans, just say you just don’t like their genitals, just pretend you’d hypothetically date somebody who underwent bottom surgery but don’t actually change your approach to trans people at all” and my concern is well, does it make any actual positive change to let cis people cover up their revulsion at trans people with euphemisms rather than actually be critical about why they find us revolting? i understand that sometimes appeasement is necessary to avoid being utterly annihilated by a horde of pissed off cis people on the hell that is social media but lets not pretend that appeasement makes for a good political core.

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Clicking the “A” in the Mario Paint title screen logo while Mario is walking under it will cause it to take Mario off the screen as it falls. (Footage recorded by me in a SNES emulator.)
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kinda gay for men to be homophobic. you literally think about men having sex with men
wish I was a politician so I could randomly drop this sentence during a meeting with homophobic politicians and just see what responses they come up with
The amungus are no bigger than a door mouse and the entire game takes place in an empty soup can lost in the back of a pantry
I propose we start out own sport that's impossible to explain to an outsider. Not just the basic and general rules or who the players are, but also all the other finer details that influence the game, all the traditions involved, and why the combination of the playing location's weather and the position of the stars at the time of the game is so crucial to the outcome. And any time someone asks about the spot, just infodump them in the most confusing but overflowing way possible, hopping from subject to subject while insisting they're all connected.
But basically everything's just made up on the spot. There aren't even really players or anything. The only rule is that when you bring up another element of The Sport to someone else who professes to be a fan of The Sport, they have to agree and act like this is a well-known and obvious part of the game. But everything else is just straight-up calvinball.
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There's a huge difference when it comes to piracy directed at a multi-billion company and one individual paywalling their content for the purpose of sustaining themselves.
You can download roms, music, movies and etc online and it's not gonna affect the company, while a content creator who tries to make a living through their own produced content can easily lose profit if their stuff is leaked.
Nah, piracy is bad no matter what.
Nobody gives a shit what you think
it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.
Copying this because some people need to read it again
it’s not a slur, it’s just an outdated and useless concept which tends to be used as a bludgeon or a pedestal, and both are harmful.
Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier
Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.
Together they create the full set.
I have a friend who is very into sumo.
Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.
But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron…
I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.
If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

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this influx of lgbt people wanting to accept everything as 'valid' without questioning anything out of fear of being seen as bigoted has not gone well to say the least
I also believe it's a result of this dumb idea that you need a label and a flag for everything. "I'm a bi lesbian bc I'm a lesbian but sometimes I'm attracted to men" putting aside the idea that you might just be bi... just say you're questioning. just call yourself gay if no specific label applies, or queer if that's cool with you, or just nothing at all because you do not need a label. a bi elder being seen as a lesbian for being with women back in their day is not the same person as you, early 20s, eating up shit you find on random carrds on the internet
this absolutely goes for lesbians struggling with comphet too and I don't even need to explain why trying to make comphet into an actual label is not a good thing
This is what he would have wanted
op link the video it’s fucking hilarious
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen