The Rye Guy

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

where’d they get all those dads

Dadmart

it’s like we got vine back for a brief moment

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

I just died

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

this is like a book

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

Dear God….

I am fucking dying omg

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

Oh my fucking god

Always reblog.

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

gramma esther destroyed him

please may i have some coochie