The Roleplay Network

she will be the overseer of the haunted nursery of dolls that i’m going to have.

friends murder each other all the time.

i’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost.

am i in hell?

wow, looks like gravity is having a rough day.

several bad choices have led me to this moment.

*singing mamma mia unintelligibly*

rock n’ roll, buckaroo.

fuck you, goatman!

hippopotamus would kill a bear in a heartbeat.

say lizard people out loud.

xeroxing is not how cloning works, _____!

what if i creep her own, and then she’s afraid of me?  

“How can you stomach looking at things like that?”

“Any verdict on how they died?”

“Whoever did this was a sick bastard.”

“Got home, showered, crawled into bed and got the call. Here I am.”

“I swear no human did this.”

“I didn’t see anything.”

“Do you think I’m guilty of this?”

“Another one? This is going to be a long shift, isn’t it?”

“Going out to the scene is actually a break in the monotony. Most of what I do is sitting at a desk, reading emails and making calls.”

“Should I have my lawyer present?”

“I think I found something here…”

“Who do you think did this?”

“I’m told officers were out here earlier tonight because of a disturbance.”

“That is a lot of blood…”

“Sometimes I feel like we should have a psychic on staff.”

“I’m not sure why you think I can be of any help in this matter…”

“Why are YOU here?!”

“I need an extra strong coffee. Now.”

“This is going to be a long shift.”

“Did anyone know the victim?”

“We have a whole lot of witnesses not saying much.”

Respect your rp partners who are fast. Don’t shame them. It’s not a bad thing that they are excited about your reply or have a method.  Making them feel guilty is wrong.  Don’t fault people who want to reply to you.  It doesn’t mean that people who are fast, do not have a life.  Some people just are most comfortable being quick and are excited.  There is nothing wrong with being fast.

Respect your rp partners who are slow. Some people just have a longer process, ponder things longer, and genuinely are just busier. Some people just prefer to have a longer queue, take longer. It doesn’t mean they’re not excited.   There is nothing wrong with being slow.