Land of Shields and Sands

cracking. sexual. glazing. not sexual. keep up. keep up.

You've reached the omorashi hotline. Please Hold

I dontr think im fit to be around anymore i just want to JO 1 last time and sleep forever more

being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”

the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”

spontaneously voiding my balls on the couple counselor's couch (power move) (medical condition

yeah man everyone wants to be the Space player until you have to do the fucking frog raising minigame to retroactively birth the universe. yeah. sorry. I cant hang out tonight. im busy raising frogs. "aren't you a thief of space like you cant just teleport over real quick?" NO IM ON FROG DUTY FUCK

rage players DNI seers DNI

the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Current brainrot of the day is Centaur girlcock, just going about their day with the most obscene erection rubbing against their underside all day, working themselves up until they fire off like a hose, firing jet after jet of their pudding-thick baby batter :3