if only i had sharper teeth

So, here's a pic of the Moss Royal himself

Another year, Another honk

Happy new year, everyone! Let's hope that no monkey curls its finger this time around!

Corn wishes you all a very silly night!

Me telling myself that I'm gonna consistently post about my little boy and all his adventures—knowing darn well the holidays are coming up and that always have me and Corn stressed out

Since Halloween is just Around the corner, here are the promised Pictures from Spirit!

Corn made a very special friend there {:0) 8

An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Of course, that's not Very true in Corn's case. We will still be Getting our check-ups!

Corn is finally gonna go to the homelands of ghosts and pimp costumes

SPIRIT

Tried to Catch how yellow the sky was Today...

Wouldn't show on cameras very well— So here's a Lizard.

God creates clowns, God destroys clowns. God creates man, man destroys God. Man creates clowns.

Wonder what that could be

Oh?

The Jester looks over his kingdom, trusty steed by his side, and they wonder...

How will they get down?

Well, when a mommy clown and a daddy clown love each other very, very much…

kidding

It all depends on the breed of clown you have, and they're ancestry! Some clowns lay eggs, while others give live birth— litters being more common than a singular bab (But again, this all depends! Don't stress if your silly friend only had one, just get both checked up with a certified clown vet, or at least a clown friendly vet, to ensure they are both healthy)

Some seemingly pop into existence. Could the pure desire for jollies (baby clowns) be enough for a grown clown to have a litter come into reality? It's more likely than you think!

All in all, the process involves a lot of silly play, some tomfoolery, and loving honks

It's noisy out there, and while most clowns love a celebration, the loud and sudden bangs of fireworks might scare your poor friends! Make sure to provide some comfort, a safe place to rest/hide in, and please don't push your clowns if they don't want to go out!

Here he is, very two very small loaves of pumpkin bread. Blessed Yule, everyone!!