"Tch..."

Put one reason in my ask.

You would probably refuse to give me a BJ.

"Anyway, how you’ve been doing? You look way paler than last time I’ve saw you, have you been eating well?"

"I’m okay. I just got back from my band’s tour, so I’m looking forward to resting and having one of your delicious meals, Shinji. The catering was decent, but nothing compared to what you can do."

"But…I suppose I could prepare something, maybe some vegetable since you clearly haven’t been eating those lately."

We totally should.

Bonus points if you tell why.

~Took from a gif~ Credits are not mine.

I hope you don’t stomp on anyone

He tried and tried not to keep chuckling, but it was something that he definitely wasn’t expecting to hear from the other! If anything, somehow it may have dissolved some of the tension… Lucky.

"....Hey, gimme a break, I'm not used to tell puns..."

"Heh, you never change do you? Still the same generous idiot…"

"Heh, if anyone else called me an idiot I’d punch ‘em right then and there, but I’m so damn used to it from you."

"So....this gift you bought me, what is it?"

You would probably refuse to give me a BJ.

"Yeah, its’ probably for the best. We’re both too… alpha male for each other anyway. Besides, Aki would eat you alive if we ever tried."

"Anyway, how you've been doing? You look way paler than last time I've saw you, have you been eating well?"

  "Oh come on, Shinji," he chuckled, "Lighten up. It’s nothing big. I just refused to let you go without a gift."

"Heh, you never change do you? Still the same generous idiot..."

"It’s getting close to Christmas… But I’ve already got everyone’s gifts."

"Except for me, right?  Cause I told you I don't want anything!"