The Mad March Hare

Lester found Jonesy’s mom hit on the road, and Jonesy was the only one who made it

Probably has some white girl music hidden in his truck (burned on a CD from high school)  

BIG fan of dino nuggets 

Smells like a fur shed (WITH, the heater)

Loves pez

Big orange soda fan, a&w

HE FUCKING LOVES MOXIE

Loves easter and christmas second

Does taxidermy in his free time and shows it off to Vincent

Messy ass room

Genuinely a sweet guy

Second closest to their mom (favored him as not only the baby but the “most normal”

Loony toons fan

Big animal guy (Vincent likes dogs, Bo likes cats)

Had a pet turtle as a kid

Had a secret pet opossum for like a month

Shockingly the best at cutting hair 

Doesn't really understand why Bo is so mean towards Vincent (since he didn't really see the abuse Bo went through and it was a ‘hush hush’ topic)

For sure has one of those like “100 Funny Jokes” books

BARELY made it through high school (me too big dog)

Runs super warm

Gets frustrated because he knows he smells from work and will shower excessively to no avail and feels defeated (kind of just gives up sometimes)

Personally I think he enjoys flowers (like dandelions) but would never say so in front of Bo because he's an asshole

Sleeps with his feet out like a fucking monster

Holes in his socks but only on like the bottom of it (if his toes poke out he throws the socks out)

Big fan of baked beans

HAS A WALLET CHAIN. Thank. YOU.

Favorite colors are green and yellow

Seether fan fer sher

Attempted to make a small wax sculpture once (didn't go well) and got a bit discouraged (Vincent still has it on his desk)

His ass is dyslexic/ADHD (he just like me fr)

Gilligan's Island is one of his favorite shows (skipper reminds him of Bo)

Loves home fries

I don't know how to really explain this without it sounding weird but I think Vincent would fall second in being the most caring (like nurturing I guess?) like if you came into a room and where hurt I think he’d be more apt to rush over and help than I think Bo would

Vincent really loves Phantom of the Opera- I think he loves the music but the obvious too of him relating to a character who's kind of in the same boat as him. I think he'd also like Hunchback of Notre Dame relating a lot to the idea of not only looking different but also the relation of Bo being a lot like Frolo, keeping them locked up from the rest of the world and telling them that they’re hideous freaks that society will shun or even kill (I don't think he fully would realize that because I think he probably thinks Bo just wants to keep him safe or something but still). I think he'd vicariously live through Quazimoto

Lester found Jonesy but I think it was Vincent who fully convinced Bo to let them keep her “Bo we’ll just keep it for a little, just till its healed” 

Gets pissed off with his hair but also wont put it up, very very rarely will he put it at least half up (but by god that man with a pony tail- UGH)

Something for babbygirl to hang onto

Sometimes forgets he has wax on his hands and will go to move his hair out of his face or something and get wax all over (also probably adding to the icky hair)

Steal toe boots for all the boys thank. You.

Has a few books that he's read over. And over. And Over. 

Barely sleeps in his actual room because he's got a little cot in his workshop and will just power naps with Jonesy

He’s not necessarily shy just more so reserved 

An unsuspected shit ass (hes secretly a fucking dick and likes to pull shit like take the middle piece out of a brownie pan, not because he wants but because he thinks its funny and no one really would suspect him

Probably forgets to eat because he's so focused on doing his thing so lester will sometimes come down after he gets home to force him to eat or sneakily get him to by bringing down one of his favorite snacks or something and set it down near Vincent and act like its nothing so vincent will randomly take a bite without really thinking because yk “oh well its here, might as well”

Is a psycho and sleeps in jeans when he naps (Murder is whatever but I draw the line at sleeping in socks and jeans)

Is way stronger than he looks (I mean he managed to decapitate Dalton with hardly any effort) 

Big fan of Blueberry pie straight up fiend 

Probably gets pains/has issues here and there from problems caused by the surgery considering vincent had the most critical/crucial part of the surgery considering how many nerves, tendons, muscles and blood vessels are in the face

He most likely would have had to adapt to his own way to talk since half of his cheek is gone so his mouth probably wouldn't move the same way/as well

Depending how far it goes to the side of his head he could also have hearing issue, not even just because of the surgery but also from developmental issues 

His depth is probably off since he’s only got one eye (which honestly makes his work more impressive in my opinion 

his vocal chords could also be fucked from developmental issues- its kind of sad because im not fully fully convinced how much effort would’ve been put in to assisting him with his different needs such as his speech, I think trudy probably put the most effort in (id like to think she made those masks for him out of love and not the idea of being embarrassed or something)

I wonder if his dad distanced himself from his family- mainly Vincent, because he felt guilt for what he did

Probably has janked up hearing from being down by the boiler/loud ass generator too

Unfortunately likes raisins because he’s a monster like that

HATES dried dates/prunes/cranberries 

Not sure how he'd react (probably not well) but I'd 100% snatch them sweaters dude this ones not even really about him its just me fiending 

Had speech therapy as a kid and hated it, he already felt different and that was just another thing that made him feel ostracised (I know that probably doesn't make sense time line wise but whatever- let me live)

It shockingly (maybe not) it takes quite a bit for Vincent to cry. Like when he was a kid he did it more often but over time he became a bit more jaded I guess? He learned to just deal with it or bottle it up. He was ridiculed by lots but he just kind of accepted and expected it. Trudy probably had to warn him about these things (almost like Bo but a little more fucked up because she probably really didnt know how else to “protect” him. She wanted him to be prepared she really did it out of misplaced love/fear) Over time he just gave up caring

But when he does cry he's quiet. Curled up a bit on his workshop cot since no one really comes into his studio and one of the only signs he's crying is his shoulders shaking slightly. I think he kind of curls up and hugs himself kind of just hiding on his cot in the dim light of some candles. One of the only times he takes his mask off and even still he keeps it close by, only taking it off so he can breathe a bit better

He was a gifted kid (news paper) and very briefly felt gifted kid burn out 

(these are silly and I don't write)

Doesn't actually know much about cars, (he just thinks he looks good in the uniform)

Wears long sleeves as much as he can to hide scars

Tries his best to keep at least ONE good outfit that isn't just his suit (big mans got hella lint rollers)

I have a sneaking suspicion that he has a box under his bed of play boys from like, the fucking 60’s

Actually puts effort into his hair cough cough vincent cough lester cough cough

Heavily Closeted bisexual (look at that back arch, I mean common)

Loves “The Sapronos” 

Has nightmares about his parents

Trudy mind fucked him into thinking he really was the worst and that Vincent was what he should aspire to be (Vincents literally just chilling)

Used to get into lots of fights as a kid (before the town shut down) so he could have literally anyone's attention (this paired with the beatings from his parents helped with his pain tolerance *the arrow scene) 

Vincent had his mother to bond with but Bo didn't really have either of his parents attention, He didnt get his mothers attention until he was a bit older but by then he already knew where he fell in his mothers eyes

Lester cuts his hair but I don't think he’d ever admit it

Is really good at cooking like three things and that's it. Claims to be a “Grill master” but can probably only cook hotdogs and burgers (ill say steak too just so he can treat Babby Girl right)

Older brother vibes fr

Felt like he needed to take some of the abuse as the “older brother” 

Holds a lot of animosity towards vincent but deep down knows its not his fault

Genuinely used to actually defend vincent as teens (once he was able to see a little more nuance to their situation) from shit head peers

Wont ever hit vincent but will use tactics like hitting things (like a wall or table) or throw things towards him

Taught Lester how to drive since their parents weren't really able to (i.e. daddy blowing his brains out and mama having damn near no interest/motor skills

Gives off Axe spray vibes tbh but I think he'd have like one or two nice colognes that he took from his dad

Had lots of issues feeling useless/tallentless (I mean his dads a doctor, his mom and brother are artists…)

I personally think he likes being little spoon 😌

Holes in socks kind of guy. His big toes are raw dogging life and haven't felt the embrace of a sock in years.

His favorite soda is Dr Pepper and you cannot change my mind

The suit he wore to Trudy’s funeral is one of his dads old suits

Pulled the “we aren't getting a dog” with Jonesy only to do things like get her fancy treats

Welds little figures and shit

Bo likes blueberry pie

Type of guy to come over and firm hug you from behind and rest his chin on your shoulder- though its a more sparse action

He’d like orange juice

BIG thanks giving guy

Unfortunately a football guy 😔

He sprawls out when he sleeps

Bud Light guy, second up is Coors Light

Digs the idea of Moth Man

He’d like hell boy but I might be biased (sadly don't think Vincent would)

First movie he cried at was Fox and the Hound

He's a MUG guy and a Pepsi guy for whatever reason

Nerve damage from restraints over the years

Short nails, but unkempt

He has stained hands due to his work

Bo likes cats, and he has a fat ass shop cat named Cleetus who will sleep in the car that its on the lift 

Would like old westerns

Bo would be third in “nurturing” Like if you came in hurt he’d jump to being instantly mad and would be delayed in helping because of this. Its not that he doesnt care hes simply tunnel visioned by being pissed off

Helps set up the animatronics for the wax figures 

Since most of the time Vincent is in his studio, and Lester is usually working/desperately showering, Bo usually eats dinner alone at night and will usually be accompanied by Jonesy and they’ll watch tv together and he’ll give her a couple bites of food here and there (but he hates her of course 🤭)

Shockingly not the worlds biggest fan of coffee (A. For taste but B. It doesn’t jive with his tum tum)

Tossing this one in before the angst but Bo used to like christmas a lot as a kid and loved making ginger bread houses because he felt like he was a part of something. Like he was like Vincent and Trudy and it gave him some comfort for a moment

I think he genuinely loves Vincent because even after Trudy passed/once he was older, he still took the time to sit down and do the lengthy process of making a cast of his face for Vincent to have a mask. I don't think Trudy would've been able to convince him of something like that, especially when he was older because she was losing her mind from the tumor. Hes not the kind of guy to be like “well its whats expected of me so I guess Ill do it” kind of guy

Bo (hear me out) actually had a tough time with his moms death/deterioration. I think he at first was like “yeah fuck that bitch” but its still his mom and I like to think they got mildly closer when he got older (though I think the damage was done to their relationship) and watching her go kind of hit him. LIke what he missed out on and what might have been. I think it's the what ifs that did him in and he felt kind of lost.

On rare occasion Bo feels slight phantom pain from his separation scar

I like to think that deep down Bo feels very mildly guilty about Vincent. Like he knows he got “lucky” in the sense of looks because he knows that even though he isn't the poster child for stable or kind he still is more accepted than Vincent. And I think that fucks with him. It hurts him to know that Vincent will be ‘punished’ simply for his face. That he'll be punished by life simply for existing. And it's not pity he feels but genuine guilt and sorrow.

I also think that on occasion for a brief flickering moment he feels guilt about what hes done to Vincent. Not just the misplaced guilt about the surgery but the psychological aspect of it. He's self aware for a second and a part of him hates himself for manipulating Vincent. Knowing that Vincent trusts him and that he probably looks to him for answers in aspects of socializing and overall life that Vincent wouldn't get to properly experience and he knows he's taking advantage of it. But this is only for a half a second before the malice and hunger for control takes over and consumes him again 

Its Spice Time Bitch

R A W D A W G S. thank you.

BIG ropes guy, I want to say he wouldn't use duct tape on you because it would hurt taking off but I also think he'd like to give a little bit of pain (not really even in a sadistic way)

He’d be pretty into getting bit

His pacing would be like fairly quick but not like fucking breaking the damn head board, and then randomly get slow/thorough and like whisper freak ass shit

He'd lick you for whatever reason. Like not even always in a sex context like I can see you doing something like washing dishes or something and he comes over and just licks your cheek and goes about his day because he's a little freak like that

Hot take I dont think he’d care too much for lingerie honestly, I think hed be like “yeah its nice and all and you look good but I wanna see that SKIN”

Says sugar and kitten- but not kitten in a discord way more an older guy at a diner asking the waitress for another cup of coffee way if that makes any sense and any “sweet” related pet names (i.e. sweet heart, sweetness, etc)

I don't think he drinks hardly enough water so I think hes bitter 🤷‍♀️

Reasonable range

Thick loads tbh

He's noisy in bed fr

Actually last awhile but after that he’s done

Cigarettes after sex kind of guy