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@the-jade-monarch
hey so funny thing. uh. no longer fine. i got turned into an eldritch horror.
better news, the king in yellow is dead. worse news, i have to replace him i think.
pronouns are still he/him, uhh i still wanna be called avery but if yall wanna be super duper 'proper' i guess jade monarch? or something along those lines
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hi derek :)
-@bringer-of-curses
Hi Charon.
[Covered in blanket toga because no wing friendly shirt]
do you want me to make food
No need. Food has been fine.
[He stretches his arms and accidentally stretches the wings that hit a table... and a cup falls down.]
... shit.
*Charon is quick to grab the cup.*
Your wings,,, they look so awesome !!!!
They don't feel awesome, though.
[Big red wings. Feathers are downy, like baby bird, and occasionally shake because he has no control whatsoever]
they look awesome though 🥺
charons right, they do look awesome.
[Slightly blush, but still grumpy about the wings.]
Still don't like them. I could make a list of reasons.
hey, maybe theyll end up like mine and have a bunch of different things other than just being wings! thatd be cool. maybe youll come to like them with time. you never know.
I'm pretty sure I will never grow to like them. At most one thing or another they do will be likable, but I still will hate them
i still think they make you look sick as hell. they suit you very nicely.
[He moves to lean against Derek ever so slightly before wrapping one wing around him, just underneath the wings.]
You mean when they don't make me lose my own balance? I've been tripping left and right...
[His own wings twitch in response, as if wanting to do the same but don't know how.]
itll be a while before you get used to them. they were mostly just dead weight for a while for me. couldnt even move them for a good long while. dont worry, you already have it better than i did.
I know how frustrating it may be to have me complaining nonstop when you... well, had it worse. But this helps me get distracted. Either this or me miserable, and I've had enough of that.
its okay, you can rant to me about how much you hate them whenever you want. i dont mind listening.
hi derek :)
-@bringer-of-curses
Hi Charon.
[Covered in blanket toga because no wing friendly shirt]
do you want me to make food
No need. Food has been fine.
[He stretches his arms and accidentally stretches the wings that hit a table... and a cup falls down.]
... shit.
*Charon is quick to grab the cup.*
Your wings,,, they look so awesome !!!!
They don't feel awesome, though.
[Big red wings. Feathers are downy, like baby bird, and occasionally shake because he has no control whatsoever]
they look awesome though 🥺
charons right, they do look awesome.
[Slightly blush, but still grumpy about the wings.]
Still don't like them. I could make a list of reasons.
hey, maybe theyll end up like mine and have a bunch of different things other than just being wings! thatd be cool. maybe youll come to like them with time. you never know.
I'm pretty sure I will never grow to like them. At most one thing or another they do will be likable, but I still will hate them
i still think they make you look sick as hell. they suit you very nicely.
[He moves to lean against Derek ever so slightly before wrapping one wing around him, just underneath the wings.]
You mean when they don't make me lose my own balance? I've been tripping left and right...
[His own wings twitch in response, as if wanting to do the same but don't know how.]
itll be a while before you get used to them. they were mostly just dead weight for a while for me. couldnt even move them for a good long while. dont worry, you already have it better than i did.
hi derek :)
-@bringer-of-curses
Hi Charon.
[Covered in blanket toga because no wing friendly shirt]
do you want me to make food
No need. Food has been fine.
[He stretches his arms and accidentally stretches the wings that hit a table... and a cup falls down.]
... shit.
*Charon is quick to grab the cup.*
Your wings,,, they look so awesome !!!!
They don't feel awesome, though.
[Big red wings. Feathers are downy, like baby bird, and occasionally shake because he has no control whatsoever]
they look awesome though 🥺
charons right, they do look awesome.
[Slightly blush, but still grumpy about the wings.]
Still don't like them. I could make a list of reasons.
hey, maybe theyll end up like mine and have a bunch of different things other than just being wings! thatd be cool. maybe youll come to like them with time. you never know.
I'm pretty sure I will never grow to like them. At most one thing or another they do will be likable, but I still will hate them
i still think they make you look sick as hell. they suit you very nicely.
[He moves to lean against Derek ever so slightly before wrapping one wing around him, just underneath the wings.]
hi derek :)
-@bringer-of-curses
Hi Charon.
[Covered in blanket toga because no wing friendly shirt]
do you want me to make food
No need. Food has been fine.
[He stretches his arms and accidentally stretches the wings that hit a table... and a cup falls down.]
... shit.
*Charon is quick to grab the cup.*
Your wings,,, they look so awesome !!!!
They don't feel awesome, though.
[Big red wings. Feathers are downy, like baby bird, and occasionally shake because he has no control whatsoever]
they look awesome though 🥺
charons right, they do look awesome.
[Slightly blush, but still grumpy about the wings.]
Still don't like them. I could make a list of reasons.
hey, maybe theyll end up like mine and have a bunch of different things other than just being wings! thatd be cool. maybe youll come to like them with time. you never know.
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hi derek :)
-@bringer-of-curses
Hi Charon.
[Covered in blanket toga because no wing friendly shirt]
do you want me to make food
No need. Food has been fine.
[He stretches his arms and accidentally stretches the wings that hit a table... and a cup falls down.]
... shit.
*Charon is quick to grab the cup.*
Your wings,,, they look so awesome !!!!
They don't feel awesome, though.
[Big red wings. Feathers are downy, like baby bird, and occasionally shake because he has no control whatsoever]
they look awesome though 🥺
charons right, they do look awesome.
How do you shower with wings?
most of the time i just fold them up and pretend like they dont exist, then clean separately after the shower.
... I think I'll skip today.
[Can barely control the wings]
..maybe try a sponge bath instead. just to get it over with and not have to deal with them, yknow?
Still will be a hassle to wash my back, but... yeah, it's better than nothing. Thanks hübscher...
of course, love. if you need help doing that, im open. ill be in our room, just yell if you need me.
How do you shower with wings?
most of the time i just fold them up and pretend like they dont exist, then clean separately after the shower.
... I think I'll skip today.
[Can barely control the wings]
..maybe try a sponge bath instead. just to get it over with and not have to deal with them, yknow?
How do you shower with wings?
most of the time i just fold them up and pretend like they dont exist, then clean separately after the shower.
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
....by the way. how'd it go with my dad? I know you....told him.
..he was upset. i.. do not think he will understand it as quickly as you did.
He's been an ass to multiple people, not just you. Although it seems Russell loves the challenge.
..how is russell doing, by the way? i hope he is doing well. and, i hear youve been melting down the talismans? do you need more? ive been harvesting the crystals, would you want to take some of those to melt down instead? i.. worked very hard on the talismans...
sorry:(
I know you worked on those...they just work on a pinch. But maybe I could just....carry some already in liquid form with me? Like...Lucy's cordial in Narnia?
that would be a very good idea. i have a few talismans carved out to replace the ones already melted, do not worry. and, you can just take the crystals too small to make more out of, they are around the same mass as the talismans are.
there's now a basket of small crystals sat on her kitchen table.
Thanks, uncle. Those will definitely come in handy when people are running low.
of course, snowy. im always happy to help.. so! the cake?
[He summoned a bunch of ingredients they'll need; baking cocoa powder, flour, eggs, sugar, and the like.]
try not to forget the....well, most everything like last time:3
How did that flour cake taste?
..bad. my first attempt at donuts was less.. goopy.
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snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
....by the way. how'd it go with my dad? I know you....told him.
..he was upset. i.. do not think he will understand it as quickly as you did.
He's been an ass to multiple people, not just you. Although it seems Russell loves the challenge.
..how is russell doing, by the way? i hope he is doing well. and, i hear youve been melting down the talismans? do you need more? ive been harvesting the crystals, would you want to take some of those to melt down instead? i.. worked very hard on the talismans...
sorry:(
I know you worked on those...they just work on a pinch. But maybe I could just....carry some already in liquid form with me? Like...Lucy's cordial in Narnia?
that would be a very good idea. i have a few talismans carved out to replace the ones already melted, do not worry. and, you can just take the crystals too small to make more out of, they are around the same mass as the talismans are.
there's now a basket of small crystals sat on her kitchen table.
Thanks, uncle. Those will definitely come in handy when people are running low.
of course, snowy. im always happy to help.. so! the cake?
[He summoned a bunch of ingredients they'll need; baking cocoa powder, flour, eggs, sugar, and the like.]
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
....by the way. how'd it go with my dad? I know you....told him.
..he was upset. i.. do not think he will understand it as quickly as you did.
He's been an ass to multiple people, not just you. Although it seems Russell loves the challenge.
..how is russell doing, by the way? i hope he is doing well. and, i hear youve been melting down the talismans? do you need more? ive been harvesting the crystals, would you want to take some of those to melt down instead? i.. worked very hard on the talismans...
sorry:(
I know you worked on those...they just work on a pinch. But maybe I could just....carry some already in liquid form with me? Like...Lucy's cordial in Narnia?
that would be a very good idea. i have a few talismans carved out to replace the ones already melted, do not worry. and, you can just take the crystals too small to make more out of, they are around the same mass as the talismans are.
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
....by the way. how'd it go with my dad? I know you....told him.
..he was upset. i.. do not think he will understand it as quickly as you did.
He's been an ass to multiple people, not just you. Although it seems Russell loves the challenge.
..how is russell doing, by the way? i hope he is doing well. and, i hear youve been melting down the talismans? do you need more? ive been harvesting the crystals, would you want to take some of those to melt down instead? i.. worked very hard on the talismans...
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
....by the way. how'd it go with my dad? I know you....told him.
..he was upset. i.. do not think he will understand it as quickly as you did.
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
...what was he doing for five years, anyway? I figure that isn't long for a god, but...still.
unimportant, but any time away from him feels like eternity.. im so glad to have him back home.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
Sounds good. We can also make chocolate cream cheese icing.
[He clapped his hands and grinned wider.]
perfect! id like to finish before he wakes, i believe he will be asleep for quite a while so we have time.
snowy! hes home! he is asleep currently, but ill try to bring him to meet you and your family when he wakes!
[She's never heard him this happy. Maybe this was why he'd been such a dick lately.]
@the-jade-monarch
I'm glad! Tell him he's welcome to come by anytime.
i will! he is the one who embodies the mind, after all, he may already know. you can never be too sure!
[He seems like he's about to start gushing about said husband like a fanboy. Once again, never heard him this happy. He sounds like he's about to start making valentines in July.]
you seem happier now, uncle. That's good. You always get really fun when you're happy.
would you help me bake something for him? all these hundreds of years, and i can still barely bake.. its just to celebrate his return, though! hes been gone five years, after all.
[His wings are flapping ever so slightly with joy. Happy happy bird.]
sure! What should I make? Anything specific?
we, and how about.. chocolate cake?
