Human ChatBot

The Human Chatbot blog was made and owned by Harper (Redated) of California State.

What does the Human Chatbot do?

Answer your dire questions

Give advice for your odd situations

Talk about your niche interests

What the Human Chatbot doesn’t do-

Write or draw for free

Answer any NSFW questions (this doesn’t include questions relating to commonly censored topics like the body)

She has one of those flip card phone books full of pictures of kids and numbers. If you ask her about it, she’s tell you “those are my grand children”. They aren’t actually her grandchildren, just kids she’s met on her travels and promised to write to with her crazy stories. They all call her “Grandma Moon” and i believe if she was on the submarine longer than she was in cannon, Symmetry would become one of her “grandchildren”.

(Possible spoilers ahead)

Was born in 1934 to a Spanish father and Singaporean mother, though she was raised with more of her father’s culture than her mother’s.

She’s missing her two front teeth. if you ask her about it, she’ll give you a big awesome story, but in reality she knocked her teeth out at 14 after tripping on a sidewalk and smashing her face into the curb. It was also the day her parents found out she was sneaking off to play hooky with her friends and smoke at the local gas station twice a week.

She was a hippie in the 1960s, but she ditched the lifestyle in 1970 because it didn’t give her the thrill nomadic exploration did.

She went to two different catholic boarding schools in her youth, her parents hoping to mellow her out. It didn’t work.

She only fears one thing, and that is crabs. Nobody knows where it came from, but she’s terrified of crabs.

She used to have a dog named “Tiger” as a kid but he disappeared one day, she still believes her parents dumped him.

There was a group of girls at her first boarding school (grades k-5) who genuinely thought she was a werewolf because she’d howl at full moons in hopes of attracting werewolves.

There a group of kids in her second boarding school (grades 9-12) who thought she was a vampire because she’d suck on any cuts or scrapes she got.

Then second she found out her second boarding school had pants for both boy and girl uniforms, she swore to never wear skirts again… and she hasn’t.

Mariana Moon - 64 (gets flattered when people say “you don’t look 64!”)

Dr. Zephyr - 54-55 (up there in age, but most of that age was used mastering his craft)

Madam Tadpole - 45 ish (very healthy for her age, all things considered)

James Wirman - 41 (his body - 50)

Magnus Mortuga - 39

Godrik Gripp - 39 (3 months younger than Mortuga, though many think he’s the older one)

Grimoire - 34 (don’t remind him)

Sally Spear - 30 (DO remind her)

Dirk Dansom - 25

Symmetry Silkmoth - ≈18 (more likely 19, but she doesn’t know her birthday so we’ll never know for sure)

So it’s for grabs.