Idiot in hiding

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

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how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?

Felt every single word of this right down in my tired, tired bones.

MAKING A CHARACTER LESS EVIL ISNT NUANCE. THE NUANCE ALREADY EXISTS IN THEIR MOTIVATIONS, WHAT THEY REPRESENT, AND THE SYSTEMIC FORCES THAT CREATE SUCH PEOPLE. MAKING AN ABUSIVE PARENT LESS ABUSIVE DOES NOT MAKE THEM MORE INTERESTING. THEY ARE INTERESTING BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DO TO THEIR CHILD, THEIR INTENTION AND REASONING, AND WHAT THE STORY IS TRYING TO SAY WITH THAT.