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@the-hated-bridge
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The Wyrmmaker trundles on to the bridge obliviously. His armor is extremely heavy, pulling the bridge right such that it cannot move. He doesn’t seem to notice that it was shaking violently in the storm mere moments earlier. He’s idly humming a dragonchant.
- @dragon-artificer
*the winds pick up, to the point that you begin to notice*
Give me a card.
The Wyrmmaker notices the light wind, and starts to move faster. The bridge still can’t move, he weighs about 400 pounds.
*the wind blows harder, but changes directions to face you. The wind becomes so strong that you are unable to progress forwards*
[-3 HP]
Ok, not that one, give me this card instead
*the card displayed is one vital to your current build*
The chassis of Wyrmmaker’s armor morphs from the general-use humanoid form to the high-power Spider Frame endurance mode. He leaps off of the bridge, fast as lighting, and lands clinging to the side of the ravine. He shoots two anchor grapples into the rock at the lip, and tensions them to gain stable footing as the legs of the spider frame dig into the rock to begin climbing up.
[97/122 hp remaining]
Spider Frame - Rare power - 2 energy
All cards with fuse are played an extra time, but cost 1 extra energy
Grapple Cannon - Uncommon attack - 1 energy
Deal 15 damage. The target loses 3 strength.
Well then, I see you’ve chosen.
*the grapple cannon disappears from your deck as the winds stop, allowing you to fully cross*
Are you familiar with The Mechanist?
Nope, I don't believe they've crossed my bridge...
The Wyrmmaker trundles on to the bridge obliviously. His armor is extremely heavy, pulling the bridge right such that it cannot move. He doesn’t seem to notice that it was shaking violently in the storm mere moments earlier. He’s idly humming a dragonchant.
- @dragon-artificer
*the winds pick up, to the point that you begin to notice*
Give me a card.
The Wyrmmaker notices the light wind, and starts to move faster. The bridge still can’t move, he weighs about 400 pounds.
*the wind blows harder, but changes directions to face you. The wind becomes so strong that you are unable to progress forwards*
[-3 HP]
Ok, not that one, give me this card instead
*the card displayed is one vital to your current build*
Fuck you
Got you in the first act and what do you want?
Pull from below, defy, fear, and THEN the strike that constitutes HALF OF MY FUCKING DECK.
Sounds like a skill issue ngl

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The Wyrmmaker trundles on to the bridge obliviously. His armor is extremely heavy, pulling the bridge right such that it cannot move. He doesn’t seem to notice that it was shaking violently in the storm mere moments earlier. He’s idly humming a dragonchant.
- @dragon-artificer
*the winds pick up, to the point that you begin to notice*
Give me a card.
// a continuation from here, or here
No no no no no no no no! We need more help, uh, where's the kid? ( @theprofanests2 Im sure they have... SOMETHING that makes fire!
// @ask-the-fault , @the-hated-bridge
...Well. Don't they feel stupid. Should've checked if the ropes were made of rope. The beep that follows is likely a swear.
Fault starts to consider that third option they've seen a few other slayers take by now as a back up.
They tilt their head, confused. Didn't they try fire with the lightning shot or is it thinking of something else?
Oh, yea yea yea, do that!
They point to the chasm. Go down?
NOO. NO. no. I don't want to die, do you???
Yeah no you really shouldn't jump in the bottomless pit just to prove a point like the others. Not reccomended.
I hate bridges.
what kind of ancient makes their whole identity about a damned bridge
The kind of ancient that doesn't give a fuck what people like you think
Thanks for removing a curse from my deck that one time.
... Not thanks for all other times
What can I say, I'm just a generous person like that.

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Oh you naive fool, I am not a mere creature, I am a force of nature, I am something that cannot be killed and cannot be stopped. Now give me your most precious card.
-the bridge
ITS HERE, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! -UH, WHO HAS FIRE???
I will not give any cards you foul beast... creature... thing!
Fault channels a lightning orb. Maybe this'll work?
WELL- its certanly worth a try!! Uh- maybe defect has something that can do flames? It-it overheats right? And-and necrobinder is on fire and uh... **Bro forgot the main guy who has fire**
They're not so sure about the last one but that doesn't matter right now. The Lightning Orb is evoked. It doesn't seem to have an effect. Back to the drawing board.
We- we need something, **anything** flamable, maybe- oh, the magic lighter! Do- do you have it?? The-the relic!
They shake their head, no lighter. One of their plasma blades takes shape and they gesture to the bridge with it before looking towards Trickster.
Does it think cutting the ropes will work maybe?
Even if you could destroy me, all that would do is strand you on this side on the cavern. Give me a card or give up, those are your only options
WE WILL COME UP WITH A SOLUTION LATER, FOR NOW WE NEED TO GET RID OF THAT DEMONIC ABOMINATION!
*It screams before raising one of its Kama's*
We cut from each side on three, ok?
One... Two... THREE
*the blades clang off as if the ropes were made of iron, not even leaving so much as a mark.
favorite wood for bridges?
Pale oak, helps with the ominous vibes
Oh you naive fool, I am not a mere creature, I am a force of nature, I am something that cannot be killed and cannot be stopped. Now give me your most precious card.
-the bridge
ITS HERE, KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! -UH, WHO HAS FIRE???
I will not give any cards you foul beast... creature... thing!
Fault channels a lightning orb. Maybe this'll work?
WELL- its certanly worth a try!! Uh- maybe defect has something that can do flames? It-it overheats right? And-and necrobinder is on fire and uh... **Bro forgot the main guy who has fire**
They're not so sure about the last one but that doesn't matter right now. The Lightning Orb is evoked. It doesn't seem to have an effect. Back to the drawing board.
We- we need something, **anything** flamable, maybe- oh, the magic lighter! Do- do you have it?? The-the relic!
They shake their head, no lighter. One of their plasma blades takes shape and they gesture to the bridge with it before looking towards Trickster.
Does it think cutting the ropes will work maybe?
Even if you could destroy me, all that would do is strand you on this side on the cavern. Give me a card or give up, those are your only options
My name is Bridget, and I love bridges. So much so that I possessed one. Give me your card.
Ooc/lore under cut