Random Undertaker x Reader Headcannon - ngl, this ended up much more angsty than intended. Sorrynotsorry I-
Update! I should probably put a warning on this (just in case) therefore ...
❗️Warning; Violence (between Reader and UT)❗️
Ending up in an argument;
- By ‘ending up in an argument’, what I really mean is ‘you shout yourself silly whilst he just stands there and watches’
- tbh he’s probably trying not to laugh
- “Why don’t mortals see that they don’t have enough time to warrant these monologues”
- He’ll probably give a little half smile at the end like “Okay...you done now?”
- Only thing is, don’t take it too far. Seriously. Genuine safety hazard
- Say you were really, really angry. Livid. Like you needed to take it out on someone/thing, and the only target in sight was Undertaker.
- Dude I don’t even know why you would do this in the first place
- But imagine, just to get a reaction out of him, you spit out something about his past
- He trusts you enough to have told you he’s a reaper, even though you don’t know the full story, but that took a lot of time and consideration to commit to
- And you’ve just gone and said something truly unforgivable about it
- Now he won’t be hurt (outwardly, or even initially at all)
- He’ll be absolutely furious
- He trusted you, a mere mortal, with something that barely anyone knows
- And you’ve gone and thrown it back in his face
- You better be sure he’s not gonna let you make that mistake again
- All his humour gone, his hat will have been thrown to one side and his bangs pushed back to make sure you can see the unbridled rage flashing in his eyes
- And dude, if you aren’t scared by now you will be in the next 0.00001 seconds
- He’s gonna fly across the room faster than you would believe possible, and in literal seconds your back is against the wall, your head’s smacked painfully into the stonework and his face is right up in yours and if you so much as breathe wrong you’re really gonna get it
- You’re just gonna stay like that for a bit, you trembling at this point because you’ve never seen him like this and you don’t know what he’s going to do, whilst he’s genuinely having to remind himself that you’re a mortal and that with his supernatural strength he could literally snap you in half. He wouldn’t even need a sotoba, let alone his scythe
- He didn’t really realise before, but he’s actually holding you off the ground by your shoulders, nails spearing the flesh on your back and the tip of your shoe barely brushing the ground
- With a resounding snarl that sounded far too animalistic for your liking, he drops you back to the floor and your knees buckle a little, you have to lean on the wall for support
- Teeth now gritted to prevent him from doing anything rash, he hauls you away from the wall by the collar and shoved you in the direction of the door
- What with his massive strength, you practically stagger straight into the door whilst trying to regain balance
- When he spins around to face you, his hair flared out and frames his entire body, coat doing the same
- Two devastating words are all he says to you
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